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Bizarro Designs Main Page...(always under construction)

Posted by BizarroJoe - August 30th, 2007


Here´s a checklist of my pics in the NG Art Forum. These are not in the Portal, so, if you want a bit more from me, take a dip into these links!
Any comments for them will be welcome!

My failed attempt to win a T-shirt in the HD Sprite contest.
I drew a penis, too.
Just a bunch o´ doodles.
Punch-drunk Tink / Wet-soaked Pixy
And then, I drew a boob.
No, this time neither. ARRRGHH.
C.A.P. #2:
- Header Image
- HoHoHoes!!!
Our Fallen Son Gave His Life For You.
3 sheets of quick sketches.

Comic Super-Heroes:
If you´re guilty, you´re dead.
- He stalks the world´s most dangerous game.
- It helps to be... INVINCIBLE!
- HULK SMASH!
- Part man, part machine... All cop.

Screaming Metal.
Taggin'z not really my biz.
She is the toughest fighter (from the future)
Pixie in your PSP
Chicks w/ Dicks=2xFun in PSP
Puffy the Marshmallow Girl (also in PSP)

NG MiniPoster Girl Contest:
It seems like the Art Portal should look like this.
Become a Post Whore and get one of these FREE!

My NG Hip-Hop Art Contest 2010 entry: ATSA WINNA!!!
Stevi3 Nix says words of truth, yo.

MY THREADS IN THE ART FORUM:

-Lewd Cathouse Banners!!!
My cherised first thread... (And, during a lot of time, my one and only.) A homage to kinky imagery at the sex business! One day I'll make some new entries...

-Whore For A Day:
During these days, I become the NG cheapest Art Ho! I draw (or better, scribble) everybody's requests as fast as I can, until I cannot continue!
Whore For A Day
Whore For Another Day
Whore For A Day. Again.
Whore 4 a Day
Now that I have my own scanner and net connection, I'm really excited about how the next will turn out! I'm going to aim for the record...
Whore For A Whole Day
... Which was 18 hours and 32 drawings... Still beatable. But it's a start!
Whore For A Day Sex (I meant SIX)
Whore For A Day 7
If you like what you saw and want me to draw something for you, check the Art Forum often. These are not announced in any way. They just come out of a sudden! When will be the next one?

-The entire Final Fight cast.
At last I've finished it! Here you can find all the characters that appeared in the original Final Fight game, made with pen, paper, and... well, lotsa love?

-The Smile of a Child...
If you ever had to make a picture for a small kid and you can still photo/scan it, post it here!

-Cavemen!
This was a project for an amateur boardgame. Sadly, it flunked... But well, enjoy the stuff made.

-BizarroJoe's Daily Deal.
Exactly what it says: Some sort of drawing, posted daily. It was discontinued long ago, but who knows, I could resume it someday...

Thanks a lot for visiting.

BTW, buy this:

Bizarro Designs Main Page...(always under construction)


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awsome, im glad i convinced you

seriously

i dont care if you release one movie per year i care that you make something,hell even if its a loop of a run cycle its better then nothing .

now honeslty after i started animating i couldnt go back to just drawing still pictures , to me animating is like one step below god or one step above depending on how you look at it.

I know what you´re talking about... That "I´ve reached a step further!" feeling...
I´ve been busy as hell the last 9 days, and I have a load of pictures to do... So my flash is going to be delayed again... Sorry.

those Cathouse Banners have to be some of the coolest and most unique pinup gals I've seen in a long while...brilliant, man!

Haha... Thanks a lot!
Why don´t you try makin´ one? I´d really love to see it.

Awww man, I was hoping you were gonna submit a piece for the Pico Day Contest.

It's good to be back, and good to see you're still hanging around here.

Me too, me too... But I got this sudden and completely unexpected load of drudgery work from my brother and I had to choose: Try it in a overcrowded contest with a theme I´m going to do eventually anyway or aim for a chance of appearing in a MindChamber production? I decided to cash my chips and try for the second...
But don´t worry about my Pico redesign. I had the idea before the contest, and I´m not gonna leave it just like that. When the day comes, I´ll post my pics (there will be some characters redesigned, you know.) on the "Draw Pico." thread.
Oh, how I missed you, Ol´ Rancher... I´ve listened lots of Ennio Morricone soundtracks thinking of you...

like i said i dont care if you release an animation only once per year , i just hate to see talent go to waste :)

So you´re telling me that making pictures is a waste of time and effort?...
FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD! OH, THE HUMANITY!
...
Not yet, not yet... I have a lot of work to do before leaving.
I wish my days had a couple of extra hours or so...

Woah style :O
You got some incredible artwork with highly original style, keep it up for gods sake!!

you got a deviantart or something??

And you´ve got a well-deserved prize from the "Tag Dat Bus" contest... I knew before seeing any entry that you were one of the artists better suited for that thread... One of my ideas was to make one of my chicks with the body painted in your style... (The main trouble is that they have a small torso, so it´s difficult to get some detail in there, but I´ll manage to make that one day... ;] )
Nope, don´t use any of that. I´m Newgrounds-exclusive, bub.
Really happy to see you here. Until we meet again.

I love those smooth outlines of yours. Awesome stuff.

I´ve just watched a bunch of your animations.
And I have to tell you that I really liked them all.
They have a smooth animation, lots of crazy imaginative things, and lovely use of colors...
Sometimes I think about what drives people like you to post in the page of a lowly user who hasn´t been able to get a teeny movie done...
Thank you anyway, and willing to watch and read more from you. Warp me, baby.

Hehehehehe, boobz.

Well, they come in pairs with the full package!
I´d like to upload some with a little extra and cream all over... But I could be banned forever. The Avant-garde porno way is long, harsh and rough... But satisfactory, in the end.
Thanks a lot for leaving your visit card here, It´s quite handy for me to get quickly to your userpages.

Hi, i just thought that i'd leave you a comment on how awsome your work is, especially in doodlage! i am inspired more to doodle now than ever before and to get it good.

Well i guess wat im trying to say is that im extremly jealous of your talent! good job and contributions man :D

Hey, I remember you!!! You´re that Gangsta Hamsta guy!!! Haha...
I always thought that living in a pet cage would be very similar to be locked in a prison cell... And I see that the behaviour of rodents and humans tend to be quite similar when exposed to such an environment... I know because my brother has an Octodon.
Keep up honing your art skills, and you´ll get a living skin graftin' those big, bad mofos. Respect.

lol, sorry for the super late reply, well, not even a reply. But yeah, haven't really been on the internet in ages. Well, still keeping up with stuffs?! And why do you not have a website mate? It sure would help out a-helluva-lot when I'm looking for your artwork.

We should doodle sometime.

Glad to see you around here. Right now I´m in the middle of a real trouble and I´m not really myself...
Mice have escaped from its cage and are taking over my uncle´s kitchen. That dumbass uncle of mine has gone on a trip and put these fucking rodents on a cage with a width between bars too wide and he barely covered it with some cardboard and wire... Right now I think there´s only one of them outside and I´ve locked the kitchen so he won´t get out of there. But it seems that he´s not going to let him get caught just like that... It hides under the fridge and the dish washer and I´m all sweaty and angry...
I´m afraid that it´ll be either it or me...
So... As you see, things here are looking really funny from the outside.
Yeah, I´m always dreamt of a website, but it´ll be when I´m capable of producing regurarly. And anyway, I´m happy just being here on the Newgrounds. Until I have a really serious project, I´ll keep that exclusive here... This is like my second home (Or maybe the first.).
I´ll to get in contact with you in the future, now, back to mouse-hunting. Over.

BizarroJoe...where to start...I simply love your style of art! from the Cathouse banners to the amazing doodles, you simply are an amazing artist! Whenever I'm on an art page I look for the little green bat of yours, which always lets me know when a wonderful piece of art will show up! (unless its someone else thats level 17 and has a neutral aura...) you really have inspired me to keep working on my art skills and I always enjoy your inputs on other peoples art, too! So keep on drawing!

**wow I was scanning through this post for mistakes and i totally didnt notice that the first sentence rhymed!!! I guess ill keep it like that**

Yeah, with that beginning you could have saved your comment 'till Xmas.
The "green bat" part got me really puzzled... "My sig is violet and it has no bat, it's a tied up gal." I thought. I didn't remember my avatar...:D.
I really appreciate your comment about my comments, 'cause I like to work them.
Thank you very much. I'll see if I can post something tomorrow, I've been busy these days attending my brother's shop.

This checklist is a good idea. I might have to do the same thing to save me from searching for pictures that I drew.

I love your stuff by the way. One of my favourite artists on Newgrounds.

Thanks a lot. Indeed, It'd be more useful for you cause you make way more comment posts than me... But when I found art at last, it was worthwhile.
Hope to see more arts from you in the near future.

pssst ... I can't wait to see what you drew for the Sketchbook Tour.

How are you holding up under the new work load?

same here... But I must warn you it's not really that great... But I was happy to participate anyway 'cause I was especting it since a looong time ago...
... About my job... Well it's quite time-consuming, so I have to wait for the resting days to actually do something. I suppose I'll have to find out a way to deal with that until I turn up with some new project. The tricky part is that I'll have to plan it very well and there'll be a lot of unexpected issues... It has been like that so far.
So, when I'm done with this net session, I'll try to get my hands into something.

You have some serious talent my man. I am always on the hunt to see if certain people put new stuff up and you are one of them. The lewd cat house banners thread was a gas. I had an idea for one but i am not to good when it comes to the digital art field (thats why i'm taking classes) All you art is amazing.

P.s. I got a kick out of the fairies gone wild thread when it was circulating too.

PEACE OUT!

Gosh, thanks a lot...
"The lewd cat house banners thread was a gas"...? Why do I hear that farting sounds of the "Fat Anime Collab" when I read that...?
Anyway, people are encouraged to post if they try their best effort. You wouldn't be the first one to post a pencil sketch. But if you do, remember it'd took ages for me to comment on it, because I like to post with pics. I don't like unnecessary posting for my part. So don't get sad if you don't see me commenting it, I'd do it eventually.
I'm thinking of making some new fairy art, so that thread could be bumped one of these days.
Thanks a lot for posting here. And try to get the most of those classes.

I'm sorry.

Why? For spamming my userpage?
In that case, yes; you'd better be.

are you dead?

Comatose is more like it... Work is quite demanding and it has become quite difficult for me to get to answer you or posting...
But I can check the forum everyday from my workplace, so, you all must know that I'm wacthing you... And as you can see, I'll respond eventually.
Sooner or later, I'll manage to find a way to post more regularly... Thank you for caring about my welfare, I really appreciate it.

keep on drawing you spanish artzilla.
your art have a unique touch to it, and it's always sweet to see what you've drawn next in the 15 minutes thread.
though you need to add some gravitation to dem titties >:U
lol, j/k. keep up the good work so my eyes can stare at your drawings with glee.

Well, thank you for the kind comments and the visit card!
I'm going to watch some videos of bouncing babes on trampolines to fix that issue.
I'll try to do my best, ok?

Be sure to study them carefully as they bounce.. bounce... bounce...
oh sorry, I forgot what I was doing.

Oh, did you say something?
I was watching those boobies, sorry.

<a href="http://tehspicypineapple.newgrounds.com/news/post/230966">http://tehspicypineapple.newgrounds.c om/news/post/230966</a>

Think this is fair, Joe?

Sorry for taking so much time in answering, I've been hell busy lately and...
...Well, I can't see the point of insulting people on a BBS (Hey, everybody lose their temper sometimes, it's perfectly understandable.) and then act like being proud of getting banned. I don't know the whole story, because I seldom go out the Art Forum, so I don't want to talk from my arse. But, Spicey... I smell something fishy here... And it's not coming from Poozy's house...

U are one awesome artist!

Gee, thankjeeewww...
How come that you visit here? I've been quite silent recently because of work and an upcoming project I'm working on...
By the way, for being so young, you have some nice skills. Keep being so active in the Art Forum and maybe you'll have one of those "quality bumps" that constant artists have once in a while... I'll be looking forward to it, becuase I know it'll be quite interesting.

Hey BizarroJoe, nice entry on the Sketchbook Tour 08! Although i have a feeling ive seen it somewhere before, it looks kinda familiar... hm. Well whatever i aint gonna take any chances at spoiling it lmao.

Im gonna skim through your links thoroughly later. Great work. :)

What happened is that is was nothing that original. I got a creative block and I got scared to death with ruining the only sheet we had (I tried to look for similar paper in order to make a test, but I couldn't find any.). Then my new hob chance arrived, so I got run out of time suddenly. So I just cut out the first nice drawing I made on a regular paper and pasted it on the sheet. I feel so ashamed...
...But I noticed that it was a technique that could bring interesting outcomes when used smartly. So, I got in my mind to put it to a better use next time...
Thank you for your interest and keep your chin up. Don't let the dark clouds make you quit your hopes.

P.S: I thought of you recently, 'cause I'm playing Digimon World DS now and I have the chance of getting a Renamon now. I also thought of that FUKKINPOSER of ScorpianX... DAMMITHE'SNOTATRUDIGIMONFANIHATEE MSOMUCHITHURTS.
Well, em, sorry. Anyway, Best of wishes.

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