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BizarroJoe

Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: León (Spain)

My most popular pic so far has been the drunken fairy. One day, that pixy came mad at me, all day flying around me tingling and sparkling fairy dust everywhere... Now, she just sits there all grumpy. She realized that I just kept looking under her dress.

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Score: 8
Thirty

"Is this an Impossible Mission!?"

submission: Thirty
date: July 3, 2008

Find out playing this mindblowing game!
Loved the graphic style, It´s a clever actualization of the old 8-bit comps wacky palettes w/o the blocky pixels...
...And dammit it has platforms, spikes, switches and vehicles!
What else could you ask for!?

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Score: 8
Titty titty gash gash

"The Truth Has Been Revealed At Last."

date: July 3, 2008

We´ll never be able to overcome our anal phase. Never ever.
This clip is so naïve that becomes something flamingly provocative.
The tune is fuckin´catchy and you can find yourself humming or singing it loudly without realising.
Sir, you´ve created a Monster. A Glorious One.

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Score: 6
Connors

"Nice for fans of the Arachnid."

submission: Connors
date: June 22, 2008

But next time, make something a little bit longer.
By the way, nice cameos in the classroom.

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Score: 7
jimmy in limbo

"Quite an interesting game..."

submission: jimmy in limbo
date: June 19, 2008

It´s a really nice work what you´ve done here. I like the idea of letting the player try and guess how the heck it´s supposed to get those darn clocks. I also loved the concept of changing the game environment as the player progresses. Liked the music and graphics very much, also.
I recognize that I have to play further to judge some other factors like the length of the game or if there will be any features that are not shown at the beginning...
...But what I´ve seen ´till now is really good. Good work.

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Score: 6
Hippos Ball

"Nice Breakout"

submission: Hippos Ball
date: June 19, 2008

I´d have preferred mouse instead of arrow keys... It´s more fun and appropiate controlling the paddle this way.
I also happened to find a minor glitch: sometimes the power-up graphic doesn´t disappear when you get it.
Not bad at all, but it could be much more fun. Just try again.

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Score: 8
Indiada Jodes

"Even better than the previous one!"

submission: Indiada Jodes
date: June 4, 2008

In every aspect! The drawings are really funny, and the narrator cracks me up with that high-low piched voice... My brother liked "Irod Bad" very much, but Indy is one of his all-time favourites... Oh, boy,I can´t wait for him to finish studiying to show this to him!
P.S: I love that musical endings. Is this going to be the usual in next installments?

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Score: 7
Gyrustake

"Liked it!"

submission: Gyrustake
date: May 20, 2008

I played Gyruss on the Konami compilations. I liked that sort of "Galaga meets Tempest" game, it was fun...
Your game is really playable and well made. I´d prefer the screen to have a "vertical" aspect rather than the "horizontal" you used, it would have given it more "arcade" feeling...
I´d get rid of the energy bar. You´re not so likely to get hit, actually it´s really hard NOT to beat the game the way as it is now. Your ship´s shots should also be faster... Actually the game could use some extra speed.
How about trying a mouse control next time? I´d always wondered how would this game would control with a quick, analog control device as a mouse, it could develop a zany, fast-paced action with a rather unique feeling...
You should really consider making another take on this game... It has really lots of potential...

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Score: 8
Soundwave

"Must-have for the "Music" collection..."

submission: Soundwave
date: May 17, 2008

This is a brilliant twist to the classic "Helicopter" formula...
Really good work on design... The main part is now workin´.
If somethin´ could be improved, it would be (apart from fixing the "add music" feature." trying to raise the framerate a bit, and designing a variety of visual styles for more eye-candy pleasure (Example: changing glows for pulsating/vibrating lines... Get some ideas from PSP "Lumines" or PSOne "VibRibbon".)
Hope to see this developing further... But if not, It´s great as it is now anyway.
Excellent work.

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Score: 6
Dressup Summer

"Really cute."

submission: Dressup Summer
date: May 15, 2008

Good work on the girl and the clothes. (The chair under the drawer doesn´t look so fine, though...).
It´s better to use a button for the hair instead of drag & drop. This way you could also change her facial features or change her underwear without exposing her "girl thingies", thus giving you the option of make swimsuits.
A little bit sound would also be nice.
It´s nice anyway. Good art is key for dress-ups and you got it. Well done.

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Score: 8
Alien 3k

"I choose LOVE."

submission: Alien 3k
date: May 14, 2008

Funny characters and cool use of color, it looks really stylish! Nice animation and really good choice of sounds and music. The ending is unexpectedly dramatical... You really caught us with the pants down.
Love it so much. Awaiting further movies from you.

P.S: Strange, people from Omicron Persei 8 don´t have any tentacles. Maybe you were thinking abount Kang and Kodos instead? ;D

May 14, 2008

Author's Response:

There was supposed to be no relation at all. Just wanted to use the name ;) But funny you say that, I was going to use Kang and Kodos as my aliens, but then I remembered I was on a tight time schedule :P

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