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BizarroJoe

Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: León (Spain)
Job: DVD-Store clerk

My most popular pic so far has been the drunken fairy. One day, that pixy came mad at me, all day flying around me tingling and sparkling fairy dust everywhere... Now, she just sits there all grumpy. She realized that I just kept looking under her dress.

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Score: 8
Star Force - Episode 1

"Really promising game."

date: September 16, 2008

Technically beautiful game, it really plays swell with mouse.
It's a pity the levels are so repetitive, it'd be better if they were shorter...
Neat design, lovely french-belgian accent on the female assistant.
I'd prefer illustrations istead of photos for the portraits, though.

Aaaah... this game have brought me fond memories from "Mach 3" in my old Amstrad CPC... If you want to make a remake of that, count with me.

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Score: 7
Cuntilda Ep. 2

"HAha! More, more!"

submission: Cuntilda Ep. 2
date: September 1, 2008

The drawings are really funny! Some of the motions are really good. And I like all that mindless swearing and sick ideas.
You HAVE to keep on with this.

September 1, 2008

Author's Response:

Trust me, I will. I already have ideas for like, another three episodes, lol.

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Score: 7
Fashion Fairy Dress-up Do

"It could improve a lot..."

date: August 28, 2008

Although the picure is very good and the button system works fine, there are some details that mess this dress-up quite much.
- Why there's not an underwear button? The current set doesn't look any good with most of the tops.
- Why are the clothes under the button of the lower group so poorly drawn?
- Most of the alternate colors on many of the items and in the hair are hazardous to the eye. There's a colour clash problem, get rid of gradients.
- That Zelda fairy effect is cool, but it causes a hell of a lag.
- Is there any secret...? when you hover the mouse over a certain item, It appears an arrow with the "Click this!" sentence in aonther... But it seems to happen nothing, no matter what you try.
Anyway, It's a beautiful dress-up... If you choose the garments wisely.

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Score: 7
Rick Roll Flash

"Well there's something undeniably good here..."

submission: Rick Roll Flash
date: August 18, 2008

The chorus girls are lovely.

Really nice, man. Good use of the source material. Congrats.

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Score: 0
Bawlz Collab 1

"Just great. A glitch."

submission: Bawlz Collab 1
date: August 11, 2008

Buttons are not working. So you can't play the movie.
It sucks when you upload a movie and this happens...

August 11, 2008

Author's Response:

yeah that was when I was fixing the codes and upload it.
I've had to upload it so many times cuz I had to fix something on the collab.

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Score: 7
WeirdDreams (2)

"This thing is getting better..."

submission: WeirdDreams (2)
date: August 7, 2008

I love all the stylish distortions and the FBF free-handy style.
I'm also glad to realize that there's an ongoing plot, that really makes an erotic series like this one stand against the most usual "stand-alone chapters" formula.
I'm really excited to see the next chapter. One more, and I'm sure you'll get to the "Adult Toons" collection. Keep on this!

BTW... Isn't Jamiroquai the WEIRDEST song election for a rape scene?

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Score: 5
The Trio and a dancer

"Still..."

date: July 21, 2008

I think you didn't understood when I tolp about the sync...
I meant that you should match the motions to the sound. The drummer in particular seems really ankward mechanically bashing his bongos... They have few frames so it's not as difficult as it seems.
...And... what's that story about you're seven? Now you're looking like a 7-year old to me.

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Score: 6
Weird dreams. Part1

"I totally approve that."

date: July 18, 2008

I'd really like a series like this. Your artwork is really cool and you have good timing when it comes to storytelling. Be sure to let me know if you made another submission like this one.

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Score: 6
Estoy Verde

"Bueno, no estás tan verde..."

submission: Estoy Verde
date: July 15, 2008

Some motions were not very smooth, but it´s a funny stick movie anyway.
At least you have noticed that there´s been LOTS of stick figure movies and tried to spice yours a bit to keep people entertained.
Nice work. Try to work a bit on the animation for the next one.

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Score: 8
Thirty

"Is this an Impossible Mission!?"

submission: Thirty
date: July 3, 2008

Find out playing this mindblowing game!
Loved the graphic style, It´s a clever actualization of the old 8-bit comps wacky palettes w/o the blocky pixels...
...And dammit it has platforms, spikes, switches and vehicles!
What else could you ask for!?

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