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BizarroJoe

Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: León (Spain)
Job: DVD-Store clerk

My most popular pic so far has been the drunken fairy. One day, that pixy came mad at me, all day flying around me tingling and sparkling fairy dust everywhere... Now, she just sits there all grumpy. She realized that I just kept looking under her dress.

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Score: 7
Cuntilda Ep. 2

"HAha! More, more!"

submission: Cuntilda Ep. 2
date: September 1, 2008

The drawings are really funny! Some of the motions are really good. And I like all that mindless swearing and sick ideas.
You HAVE to keep on with this.

September 1, 2008

Author's Response:

Trust me, I will. I already have ideas for like, another three episodes, lol.

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Score: 0
Bawlz Collab 1

"Just great. A glitch."

submission: Bawlz Collab 1
date: August 11, 2008

Buttons are not working. So you can't play the movie.
It sucks when you upload a movie and this happens...

August 11, 2008

Author's Response:

yeah that was when I was fixing the codes and upload it.
I've had to upload it so many times cuz I had to fix something on the collab.

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Score: 8
Alien 3k

"I choose LOVE."

submission: Alien 3k
date: May 14, 2008

Funny characters and cool use of color, it looks really stylish! Nice animation and really good choice of sounds and music. The ending is unexpectedly dramatical... You really caught us with the pants down.
Love it so much. Awaiting further movies from you.

P.S: Strange, people from Omicron Persei 8 don´t have any tentacles. Maybe you were thinking abount Kang and Kodos instead? ;D

May 14, 2008

Author's Response:

There was supposed to be no relation at all. Just wanted to use the name ;) But funny you say that, I was going to use Kang and Kodos as my aliens, but then I remembered I was on a tight time schedule :P

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Score: 6
sodomy street #3

"Good Weirdness, but..."

submission: sodomy street #3
date: May 8, 2008

...Subtitles are really much needed in the second part.
Love that sick puppets... They reminded me of Jan Svankjamer or Monty Python. Then I saw the little creature from Eraserhead. Logical and necessary.
Hope to see more chapters, this can be improved to turn into something great.

May 15, 2008

Author's Response:

Fair comment, glad someone recognised the Eraserhead reference. Look out for more episodes.

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Score: 6
Daft Punk Typography

"It got better towards the end..."

date: May 4, 2008

That idea of matching text with rythm is really good, but It´d be better if some more elements and colors were shown progressively, just like the DF songs... You start with simple fonts and effects, plain black background and you should have your flick growing with more rythmic text, colors, effects... until ending up in a mindblowing audiovisual pandemonium... That would be the right approach.
But the dancing robot was awesome. And, well, it was for class, so it´s right... I know that if you try again, it´ll be harder, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER.

May 4, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks i know there was sinilar animations just tryin to get the viewer to assosiate the actions with the words. I had to have it finished by the 5th of may thats y its kinda shortened at the end. But thanks for the comment i know more elements are needed im just glas people like it for my first one!

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Score: 6
Poke the Babe

"Poke´t, Man!"

submission: Poke the Babe
date: May 3, 2008

Really funny gadget... The Easter Egg is really worthwhile!
Maybe the girl should be drawn with a less regular line, it´d be nicer looking.
Good job. (KA-BOOOM!)

May 3, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks!! yeah it ended up looking quite artificial, I smoothed the lines a lot but in the begining the lines were really shaky, my hand was like trembling or something!

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Score: 6
A Mushroom!

"Well, it´s a nice gag..."

submission: A Mushroom!
date: May 1, 2008

But the filesize is too big for this. compress the sound or else you´ll be in trouble when making a longer flick... I´d suggest you to look at "M is bad!". It has an epic length...

May 1, 2008

Author's Response:

Yeah, I know the file size is big, but it's problary because I didn't know how to do motion tweens when I made this flash, so like all frames in the mario and kirby layers are keyframes.

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Score: 8
Everybody Love Mario Kart

"This is what I call a proper parody."

date: April 23, 2008

The speech is really funny and really appropiate. It remembers me a bit of that "Family Guy" off-topic gags... It could really appear in an episode.
It sounds so real-life-like...
I think I´m gonna remember this each time I cross the finish line... I´m sure.

April 23, 2008

Author's Response:

It was unintentional but while I was making it I realised it was quite Family Guy-esque as well. Thanks for the review. :)

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Score: 7
7DeadlySins

"Sinful, deadful."

submission: 7DeadlySins
date: April 21, 2008

Very funny, and well executed. You´ve really taken much effort into this movie.

P.S.: That walk cycle of the girl... Huh,huuh... We´ve been browsing some Preston Blair manuals lately, haven´t we? ;D

April 21, 2008

Author's Response:

lol, not Preston Blair, its moves in an animation red hot hiding hood.:)

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Score: 8
K&K: Toys 4 Tards

"Hope this develops into a series!"

submission: K&K: Toys 4 Tards
date: April 21, 2008

Love your way of drawing kids (but was it Kevin or Kalvin?), and you´ve managed to make me smile again with old, worn-out jokes. The credits menu is lovable and the storyboard extra is slick. Congrats to the voice actors.
I´d really love if these two kids would appear again in the Newgrounds. Keep flashin´us!!!

April 21, 2008

Author's Response:

Technically it is a series. Venture into the past, if you dare.

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