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BizarroJoe

Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: León (Spain)
Job: DVD-Store clerk

My most popular pic so far has been the drunken fairy. One day, that pixy came mad at me, all day flying around me tingling and sparkling fairy dust everywhere... Now, she just sits there all grumpy. She realized that I just kept looking under her dress.

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Score: 8
Tetris-Sticks

"Yessir."

submission: Tetris-Sticks
date: April 13, 2008

One of the best stickman movies I´ve seen in months. Colorful and refreshing style. Smooth framerate and charming concept. I loved it.
Congrats, man. You made it.

April 13, 2008

Author's Response:

thanks a lot!

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Score: 7
The Corridor

"Interesting."

submission: The Corridor
date: April 9, 2008

You´ve been really close to make a really disturbing short. It has been a good idea using impressionist pictures as backgrounds, that works really good. Some things don´t really work as well, some FBF animations are poorly executed (especially the blinking of the eyes) and break the eerie setting. I was also surprised about the filesize, maybe you could have compressed the sound without losing much quality.
I liked it. You´re on the right lane of making scary pieces of animation. Just make some tweaks, and study more that David Lynch, Jan Svankjamer and Salad Fingers flicks.

April 9, 2008

Author's Response:

yeah the MP3 i attached was a few mb i though Macromedia would automatically compress it. I was mainly influenced by David Firth his animations are twisted but sometimes he goese to far E.g The Milkman, Toast Boy. But at the same time Burnt face man is hilarious.

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Score: 6
Kamikazi Airlines

"Sombody tell MindChamber about this movie!"

submission: Kamikazi Airlines
date: April 2, 2008

The final speech is a bit too long but the realistic/phototraced style along with the silly jokes and the japanese accent voiceover worked very fine. Amusing and recommendable to an "Airplane" collection or similar.... (Maybe "Funny Movies"?)
Nice work.

April 2, 2008

Author's Response:

I agree about the speech being a bit long. My client pretty much wrote the speech part. Maybe it's my fault for putting in the preamble to give it a sense of story...

Thanks for reviewing.

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Score: 5
Tink's Big Adventure #6

"Time to make a summary..."

date: March 14, 2008

Well, glad to hear that you´re actually working in the follow-up to this chapter.
In this chapter there´s a scene that could have been animated. I assume you´re planning to actually make some animated panels in the future chapters. That would be a really nice feature to add to this series, no matter if they´re simple, after all, this is a sort of online comic. Music would be an easy feature to add, if you find an appropiate tune (Remember to add an "stopallsounds" button if you do so.). Sound effects would be also nice... if you´re able to find really good ones, so, better to forget about them for the moment.
About future storylines... Remember that the Tink we all know and love will have eventually to go back to her former self. It´s okay to make changes in the character, but you´ll have to have something prepared to return her to her status quo when the time comes.
I suggest you to check the "Disney´s Fairies" comic series, you´ll find lots of interesting new characters that you can use to spice up your series.
As for the Art, just keep on practising. You´re taking a lot of effort, so you´ll improve with time. But try to get your hands in some sort of character sheet or similar. Try to study on the Disney style of comic and animation. I´m sure we´ll see a quick improvement if you do so.
Finally, I´d like to congratulate you for you mature, rational attitude. There has been some harsh and unfair reviews, but you´ve stayed cool.
To all of them: What was of the "Everything, by Everyone?"
As another reviewee stated: "Whatever rocks your boat".
Hope to see the next chapter soon.

P.D: Maybe you find strange something that I said in my first two reviews.
Have you checked my profile? Then, you will understand.

March 14, 2008

Author's Response:

when you posted the "I SWEAR I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!!" the first thing I HAD to do was click on your profile. LOL I laughed my ass off! :) I told my wife about your review and your pic on your page, SHE laughed her ass off really hard too, then stopped, and sighed, and said "O god, theres more out there like you!" :P

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Score: 5
Tink's Big Adventure #5

"Something curious about this series..."

date: March 14, 2008

Captain Hook doesn´t look too similar to Disney´s... I find this quite strange.
Nothing new apart from what I already said in previous reviews.
On to the sixth.

March 14, 2008

Author's Response:

yeah, I didn't like disney's hook, so I did him my own way for the comic :)

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Score: 9
Melons

"HAAAHA HA....!!!"

submission: Melons
date: March 12, 2008

Brilliant loop, honestly.
Beware of that annoying watermelon seeds!
The Avant-garde of midget hentai is here.
Don´t forget to show this advertisement to all your friends and family, it is of the utmost importance.
BEFORE EATING MELONS, PUT OUT THE SEEDS FIRST, OR ELSE HILARITY WILL ENSUE.

March 12, 2008

Author's Response:

Bonus points for spitting it at nerds like a tommy gun.

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Score: 8
Master Music Class 1

"Highly interesting and truely unique."

date: March 12, 2008

I´m going to have an eye on this tutorial. You´ve had a lot of interesting ideas for interactivity with the user.
It really shows your will to actually teach something about music...
Excellent work.

March 13, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks!

I love music, all I want to do is spread the love!

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Score: 5
Tink's Big Adventure #2

"Now with cosplay!"

date: March 12, 2008

I assume you´ve got all the six chapters already made, so I don´t think suggesting anything won´t be of any use... But I hope you make Tink undergo to all sorts of pervertions, it´s fun.
... and, if it doesn´t made myself clear the first time....
I DON´T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS SERIES, I SWEAR TO GOD!!!

March 12, 2008

Author's Response:

yeah, first 6 are already done, can only upload 2 a day. Plan on doing more, I know its fed up, but meh, I get a kick out of it.

-Lute

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Score: 8
Ogotu

"Really witty game."

submission: Ogotu
date: February 11, 2008

It has been a real pleasure to find a game like this not being produced or sponsored by another page trying to leech from the newgrounds... Well done!
Excellent coding, with nice visual effects. Congrats to the musician too, it´s a jolly tune.
Overall, a highly enjoyable (and fairly original, too.) puzzle game. Recommended.

February 11, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks for the review :).

I did actually try to get this sponsored at one point, but it didn't work out as well as I'd hoped (people liked it, just didn't want to sponsor it so much because of the glitches).

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Score: 6
Animation 3 Final Project

"Fuck off, She´s Wanda..."

date: February 5, 2008

Hahaha... Anyway is fun, and the animation is neat.
But I´d dare to say that, more than "be inspirated" you almost raped the Fairly Godparents character designs...
But I´d like to see another animation in this style. You did well, and it´d be interesting to see what could you do with a longer script.

February 6, 2008

Author's Response:

Indeed, it does look like Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents. However, I 'was' inspired by it. I wouldn't be that stupid post my animation here if I blatantly ripped it off.

I will (hopefully) be doing another animation, but I am not sure if it will be in this style. Only time will tell.

Thanks for the review.

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