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BizarroJoe

Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: León (Spain)
Job: DVD-Store clerk

My most popular pic so far has been the drunken fairy. One day, that pixy came mad at me, all day flying around me tingling and sparkling fairy dust everywhere... Now, she just sits there all grumpy. She realized that I just kept looking under her dress.

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Score: 9
End of the Row

"If you´ve been a student, this´ll catch your heart"

submission: End of the Row
date: January 24, 2008

NOTE: The first I loaded this, the PLAY button didn´t appear. If this happens to somebody else, reload it again, it is worthwhile.
Whoa... that´s what I call a brilliant movie. You really get to cram here all the student life atmosphere, the procrastination, that bitter feeling of attending an exam you are not ready for...
Maybe the drawing style is not much appealing at first, with that shaky lineart, but is really well animated, and the most important thing is that you have TOP-NOTCH storytelling skills. The pace of the story is just perfect.
This is one of the best movies I´ve seen in the last months. Congratulations, and hope to the next soon.
One last thing: Frontpage NOW.

January 24, 2008

Author's Response:

Thanks for that I'll check that bug out =/

Thanks for the awesome review

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Score: 6
Respect your mother

"Hey man, save this for Mother´s Day..."

date: January 22, 2008

I hope this gets frontpaged then...
Ok, now the real comments... I don´t think people would flame this for the muslim imagery... They´ll blam it for excess of sugar and sweetness in levels hazardous for health. Man, this is not suitable for diabethic people... I found it charming and annoying at the same time.
You´ve also incurred in overuse of symbols. And there´s a style mismatch between them (Cute chibi girls with natural, lifelike people?.). That doesn´t look too good... The text at the beginning is hard to read, also.
I hope you work on all this in your next flash. ´Cause, you know, I enjoyed this one anyway. It´s soooo crazy and strange that, if you have a little taste for the oddities (Well, look at my username.) you are obliged to.
Hope to watch another soon.

January 22, 2008

Author's Response:

Thx for the feedback man

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Score: 7
Perverted Tales IV Teaser

"I like this series..."

date: January 15, 2008

But this is REALLY graphic intensive... It would be advisable to take care of that in the future because I´m sure there has to be a way of getting it to run smoother. This is not a small problem. Please share your experience about this issue.
Changing subjects, it appears that this chapter is going to involve heavy storytelling... I can´t help thinking you´re going to deliver us a full-length movie or at least a 2-part special... Looks really ambitious.
I´m really looking forward to see the final cut. Way to go, bro.
One last question... What´s the name of the movie? "When Bitches Bitch"?, "Botch"?, "Bctch"? Can´t really read the logo very well...

January 15, 2008

Author's Response:

I'm having difficulties making it run smooth, yes,gfx problems. I'm not sure about heavy story telling though, but there will be enough sex and gunfights to keep your heart racing and your hand shaking. Thanks for watching.

P.S.
It's botch! ;-}

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Score: 5
Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 144

"True, true."

date: January 6, 2008

It´s hard to catch an Articuno. Adolf is going to have a hard time getting the legendary pokémon.
This is a highlight in the series.

January 6, 2008

Author's Response:

Catching legendary Pokémon is a piece of piss for Adolf.

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Score: 7
Physics Is Fun 1

"Haha, It´s funny, indeed!"

submission: Physics Is Fun 1
date: December 20, 2007

Suggested for Gadgets Collection.
I´d suggest you, though, that you give some clues about the range of some values. (E.g. Coefficient of Friction seems to be from 0 to 1 only...). It would be good to put them in brackets in the value input screen.
Good idea, the value check button.
Nice work, anyway.
(Loved the "AAAAaaaarrgh!!")

February 5, 2008

Author's Response:

Well thank you. Everyones really liking this flash and thats great.

I got to say thanks for the suggestion hope i make it in.

I'm sorry if i didn't make that clearer about the numbers though i do put a range in there but i guess i didn't label it well. So i'll make sure to edit that so it's clearer what values the problem needs and put it in the error message too.

Glad you liked it.

~IceDragonkin~

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Score: 6
Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 111

"No shit..."

date: December 4, 2007

111 movies and counting... And you DO really respond to all reviews (eventually...).
As I told you before, I voted 0 to this until the day of my revelation... This one gets a higher score because of the song election. It´s so... well, horny.

December 6, 2007

Author's Response:

Yes I do.

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Score: 7
Love Adventure

"Hey, nice concept."

submission: Love Adventure
date: November 29, 2007

The graphics didn´t progressed much since the times of 2600, but the sound did really improved a lot, don´t you think so? ( ;D )
Anyway, it´s a little funny seeing stick figures mixed with anime-like portraits... Especially in the close-ups. The main character is a stick figure... pining for an anime girl... It´s like if the styles didn´t match very well...

And for the show you´ve been inspirated... No idea. It could be Hokuto no Ken, but there´s lots of similar opening sequences like that... Please tell me when the contest is over, I´m really curious.

Overall, a really nice movie. I liked it very much.

P.S: I recognized the dragon. I´ve been playing a Mega Drive/Genesis emu lately, you know... But anyway, I loved the style of the 80´s japanese videogames and I wouldn´t have forgotten that menu screen...

June 21, 2008

Author's Response:

That's because wonder boy in monster world (for the sega genesis not the master system (either one) is one of the grandest and most spectacular games ever crafted by man or beast.

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Score: 6
TM

"You´re still green, but..."

submission: TM
date: November 27, 2007

... You really took a lot of effort in this flash. Well done. You still have a lot to learn, though. Try to improve one thing at a time, like your drawing style, or a slightly complex story. Take it as an objective for your next movie.
You made a nice use of visual effects and blurs. Congratulations in that.
If this your first movie in the site, it´s a really nice debut. Go on and make something even better for the next time!
I´m sure you will make it.

November 27, 2007

Author's Response:

You're right about that I'm "green"..:D I must say that this is the first animation with "real" characters. With stick figures I've plenty of experience... And because this was a school work I got little trouble with deadline. But thanks for great rewiev! =)

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Score: 7
Jane's Hotel

"Well done, but it´s a Dinner Dash Rip-off..."

submission: Jane's Hotel
date: November 12, 2007

I haven´t found any major flaws yet. The coding is just perfect, so you deserve a high rank for this. But the game is way too similar to its model... Maybe you should have tried to give it a radical look or throw up more significant changes... The final aspect of the game is rather bland and unpersonal, like something that you´ve been commisioned to.
I mean, it´s okay to mimic Dinner Dash, but if you do it, make a honest game... Something that tell us: "This is my version of Dinner Dash." not "This is my rip-off of Dinner Dash."
I could continue droning, but I don´t really know if I could get me understood...
Anyway, good game, but a missed oportunity for making a brilliant DD clone.

November 12, 2007

Author's Response:

Sry, but it's not mimic, Jane's Hotel have another unic gameplay.

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Score: 7
FlashZoids

"Bringing out the best of each Kb."

submission: FlashZoids
date: November 5, 2007

It´s really well done. Good presentation and very, very playable. And all in such a ridiculous file size! I´m going to put an eye on you...

November 5, 2007

Author's Response:

Lol, i couldn't berlieve it either, i thought it would be like 580kb or something lol... any way thanks for the review!

Thanks.

Man-in-a-bush

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