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BizarroJoe

Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: León (Spain)
Job: DVD-Store clerk

My most popular pic so far has been the drunken fairy. One day, that pixy came mad at me, all day flying around me tingling and sparkling fairy dust everywhere... Now, she just sits there all grumpy. She realized that I just kept looking under her dress.

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Score: 7
Dotdesign

"Simple, yet funny..."

submission: Dotdesign
date: October 10, 2007

Aaaah... You brought me fond memories of the "Character Designer" that came with my Amstrad CPC demo cassette... People, just try it for a while. You could be amazed of what you can get.

Oh, I really liked the just-clicking interface idea for choosing colors... but it can be a pain for filling large areas. Oh, well. No pain, no gain.

October 10, 2007

Author's Response:

So true. :D Thanks for the review!

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Score: 5
Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 053

"You know, I used to blam this series..."

date: October 7, 2007

But the other day, a picture of Hitler was being shown on TV, and I couldn´t help to imagine him evolving into a Pokémon...
So I´m following this now. Just for principles. I hope the last one has a thrilling seizure-inducing ending...

November 24, 2007

Author's Response:

These have all passed.

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Score: 5
TSM Presents: FUCK you

"¡¡¡EL PAYASHO!!! (¡el payasho...!)"

date: October 1, 2007

Hmmm... this is suspiciouly similar to "La Hora Chanante"´s transition eyecatches... Also, the music is the same... hmmm... HMMMMM...

NOTE: "La Hora Chanante" is a spanish humour show broadcasted in the Paramount Comedy channel. Kinda spanish "Monty Python´s Flying Circus".

October 1, 2007

Author's Response:

MORE LIKE GAÑAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

also RIP la hora chanante HELLO MUCHACHADA NUI WATCH IT KIDS

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Score: 7
Subida muerta(DeadRising)

"Well done, but already seen it..."

date: September 27, 2007

Yeah, you really put a lot of effort in this movie, but I think it´s the third or fourth time I see a serious-looking zombie movie in Newgrounds and they´re awfully similar. I hope the next chapter shows some more original situations apart from the zombie-siege clichés... Apart from that it´s fine, congrats.
Just another thing... Why the spanish title? Because "subida muerta" means nothing in spanish, it´s completely absurd. Was it a Google translation?
P.D: The proper translations of "Dead Rising" in spanish all sound terrible, forced and ridiculous anyway. Defintely, not a good choice for a spanish title...

September 27, 2007

Author's Response:

thanks for the comment, and i did use a google translation, bad idea on my part.

anyways any zombie flash/movie you'll see wont entirely be original because it's the same thing, but once the series progresses you will find out the story which i believe is original in it's own sense.

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Score: 9
Kite Plight

"It´s pro-level."

submission: Kite Plight
date: September 25, 2007

Almost too pro for this! I think that you´ve used something more than flash for makin this movie... I prefer to watch real-time flash generated movies...
But anyway... that´s the only flaw (and it´s really subjective...) I can find in a beautiful movie, really top-notch professional level, and a movie that flash creators will look up to (at least in the technical aspect). You´ve really got the best out of the program(s) you´ve used.
Also, great character design, really lovable. Good music, but a little bit sugar-y for my taste (just a little.). You really must have graduated from CalArts with honors.
And finally, haven´t you found the work you´ve been looking for as media creator yet? They don´t know what they´ve been missing...

September 25, 2007

Author's Response:

This was all done in Flash, then put together in After Effects, and then back in Flash so I could load it up. All of the content in the movie would've been too much for one .fla file so I had to split up the scenes and then put them together once finished. I graduated from the Art Institute of CA (Orange County) and I'm currently working right now, thank you.

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Score: 6
The Lost D4ilytrons

"Hey, you should do this more often."

date: September 17, 2007

I mean, make collections of your D4ilytoons, Razzes, Dance Partys, and Whatever craptoons sent by crews or similar groups. And delete all the excess junk. People would be happier that way.
This compilation? Not too bad. Maybe for the 4-for-one offer...

September 17, 2007

Author's Response:

yeah i really should just leave the star syndicate!!!!!!!!!

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Score: 8
MagicalRainbowPedophile1

"And he is here to stay."

date: September 14, 2007

The main idea was to make a powerpuff girls parody, but it turned out to be something very personal thanks to the tons of style that Mr. Schuur has put into this twisted and hell-crazy movie. Maybe not all jokes work, maybe the pace of the storytelling goes bananas sometimes, but still, it´s really worth to have a look. Highly recommendable.

September 14, 2007

Author's Response:

rofl it wasn't even supposed to be a powerpuffgirls parody

But now everyone mentions it it does look like it in some way.

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Score: 7
Chinese New Year 2008

"Nice, but "Roaring Chickens"?"

date: September 10, 2007

Well, it´s a nice animation anyway, but get someone to help you with english subtitles; sometimes they make little sense.

September 10, 2007

Author's Response:

I'm sorry about that.

You know it was quite hard for me to translate from Chinese into English. Some parts were extremely hard. I'm not fluent in Chinese yet.

About the "roaring rooster", well...
when learning a foreign language the teachers usually skips teaching the students what animals "do".

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Score: 8
TheMJ Dress Up II

"It´s like playing Peeping Tom!!!"

submission: TheMJ Dress Up II
date: September 3, 2007

I like dress-ups, and I really love to see a very worked-up one. Do you really show YOUR OWN clothes?! Love that idea! It´s like peeping you from your wardrobe! Extra Bizarro-points for that!
The only problem is that due to the high amonut of items, it´s sometimes hard to handle the clothes... But it´s really hard to find a solution to this if you want it drag & drop-type...
Anyway, it´s a top-notch dress-up! Congratulations!

September 3, 2007

Author's Response:

Yes, everything in this game is something I own. This should really save me some time getting ready for school in the morning...

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Score: 4
This is what FUCK YOU!

"Not very good..."

date: August 23, 2007

...but you got a point. Tomorrow´s Nobodies´ "This Is What You Want" didn´t work out very well...

August 23, 2007

Author's Response:

its gay

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