BizarroJoe's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Best NG Review Tutorial]

Hmm... "GRAT GAEM DUD!"

Oops, right now the current score is 7.9...
BLAM DIS PIEC O SHEET!!!!111111!!!!
...
Well, the sad reality is that there lots of "reviewers" here who don't need this tutorial at all...
Now, anyways, I was very amused by your flash. Your rant was funny (yet horrifiyingly true at the same time) and the use of sound is very clever. Great for stopping the music in the last page.
Now... We'll have to be patient.
Good work!

thinking-man responds:

Thanks Mr. Joe!

[Nephi's Adventure 2]

"It's even better than the book!"

I'm half tempted to read it, but I'll pass on that, It'd spoil the next chapter for me...
Anyway, I've enjoyed this a lot! Congratulations to all people involved in the making of this game!

BoMToons responds:

Oh snap!

Thanks for the review, hope you like the next chapter too!

[The Duder Dilemma]

Love for the Ginger Yokel.

I loved playing it. I got quite fond of this snazzy redneck with his pixelled looks and his funny voice. I also liked much the challenging gameplay, the controls respond smoothly, and the gems dropped by the small enemies help a lot to beginning players, as you can buy a 1st level upgrade each time you die. It's clever!
The boss looks tough, but it's not really cheap. when it gets real hard, you have enough experience and power to confront it while keeping the fun. Anyways, I have to check how hard can the game get, I'll give it a try when I have plenty of spare time...
I loved the challenge of beating it without upgrading.
And you convinced me to click on the ads.
AND EVERY ONE OF YOU SHOULD DO SO, TOO!

BoMToons responds:

Numba 1 on the scoreboardz! Boo yah, nice review!

[Ace Invaders]

Great again!!!

Now it seems that you made a homage to Aleste/Power Strike/Zanac!!!
The game just plays and feels great, well chosen music loop and... You've put voices for the power-ups!!! That's the true arcade spirit!!!
I know I will play A LOT this game.
And don't you go thinking I've forgotten GunGurl. No sir!
(I'm still thinking of a possible GunGal HD...)

AcetheSuperVillain responds:

Thanks, man. I'll have to try hard to keep ahead of your high score this time!

[GunGurl]

Really nice!

I liked very much SideArms back in the arcades, so, I'm a sucker for these games!
Holding the fire button to fix the shooting direction is a great idea, but I've always, ALWAYS have had trouble controlling these games with arrow keys and space in Flash. Certain combinations of 3 keys seems to clash, so it's not good when the screen is crammed with enemies...
... I really wished it was mouse-controlled. It'd really improved the game cartloads.
And I love to control a dressed-up heroine! Its design is a bit complex to be showed at such a small size yet... But I like it anyway.

I really hope to see a future GunGurl 2!
(Or a mouse control option update...)

AcetheSuperVillain responds:

It turns out I can fix the key fumbling by switching from Space to Z for firing. Let's see if you can beat my score now...

[Chic-i Girls Diamante]

Haha, you got the job done, indeed!

You've played this game many times before... But you made it perfectly.
And I loved that toys...
No, en serio me encantan las Chic-I girls... Pero no sé que pensarian mis familiares si empiezo a comprar muñequitas de estas (como si no hubiera comprado cosas mas raras... : D ).
Mejor en tus manos que en las de otro. Buen trabajo!

dfrriz responds:

Hola!, Vaya, no esperaba encontrar a nadie que conociese las Chic-i Girls por Newgrounds :-). Un abrazo!

[7DeadlySins]

Sinful, deadful.

Very funny, and well executed. You´ve really taken much effort into this movie.

P.S.: That walk cycle of the girl... Huh,huuh... We´ve been browsing some Preston Blair manuals lately, haven´t we? ;D

anq responds:

lol, not Preston Blair, its moves in an animation red hot hiding hood.:)

[Ogotu]

Really witty game.

It has been a real pleasure to find a game like this not being produced or sponsored by another page trying to leech from the newgrounds... Well done!
Excellent coding, with nice visual effects. Congrats to the musician too, it´s a jolly tune.
Overall, a highly enjoyable (and fairly original, too.) puzzle game. Recommended.

Jindo responds:

Thanks for the review :).

I did actually try to get this sponsored at one point, but it didn't work out as well as I'd hoped (people liked it, just didn't want to sponsor it so much because of the glitches).

[Physics Is Fun 1]

Haha, It´s funny, indeed!

Suggested for Gadgets Collection.
I´d suggest you, though, that you give some clues about the range of some values. (E.g. Coefficient of Friction seems to be from 0 to 1 only...). It would be good to put them in brackets in the value input screen.
Good idea, the value check button.
Nice work, anyway.
(Loved the "AAAAaaaarrgh!!")

IceDragonkin responds:

Well thank you. Everyones really liking this flash and thats great.

I got to say thanks for the suggestion hope i make it in.

I'm sorry if i didn't make that clearer about the numbers though i do put a range in there but i guess i didn't label it well. So i'll make sure to edit that so it's clearer what values the problem needs and put it in the error message too.

Glad you liked it.

~IceDragonkin~

[Jane's Hotel]

Well done, but it´s a Dinner Dash Rip-off...

I haven´t found any major flaws yet. The coding is just perfect, so you deserve a high rank for this. But the game is way too similar to its model... Maybe you should have tried to give it a radical look or throw up more significant changes... The final aspect of the game is rather bland and unpersonal, like something that you´ve been commisioned to.
I mean, it´s okay to mimic Dinner Dash, but if you do it, make a honest game... Something that tell us: "This is my version of Dinner Dash." not "This is my rip-off of Dinner Dash."
I could continue droning, but I don´t really know if I could get me understood...
Anyway, good game, but a missed oportunity for making a brilliant DD clone.

Realore responds:

Sry, but it's not mimic, Jane's Hotel have another unic gameplay.