BizarroJoe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Journey of Identity]

The germ of an interesting idea

This is the most remarkable feature of your movie. I really suggest you to keep working on flash and try the same idea again, when you have more experience and you can develop your quest for self-knowledge ideas better. I´ll be looking forward to it.

[Dik'eds ep. 1: "Cat nip"]

Yeah, a pair of Dik´eds.

Hey, it´s fairly fun. Just go on with it. You will improve eventually, so there´s really nothing to point right now in this stage.
...And the song totally ROCKS. I really enjoyed the opening & ending header.

[One Story to the Next]

Outstanding visuals.

And funny plot, also.
I can´t help thinking I´m seeing a cartoon featuring Gumby and Pacman´s red ghost... Did you guys also feel the same?

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 053]

You know, I used to blam this series...

But the other day, a picture of Hitler was being shown on TV, and I couldn´t help to imagine him evolving into a Pokémon...
So I´m following this now. Just for principles. I hope the last one has a thrilling seizure-inducing ending...

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

These have all passed.

[A Canvas And A Struggle]

Really good.

Way to go man. The footage lasts exactly the time needed to tell the story, no more, no less. It´s well drawn and well animated. You really got the best of what you had in hand. Congratulations.
Well, don´t you think that this story will eventually happen in real life? Maybe one day we could actually see "Artist brains" in a real exhibition... I´m afraid it´s only a matter of time... It´s a stupid world indeed...

[nosenseStatic]

It´s really nice.

Try to work a bit on the walking cycle, it looked a little bit ankward.
Anyway, I´d like to see more of this.

[Climate changes]

Just for giggles!

The animation is superb, and the sounds (all made with the mouth and some edited later.) are really funny. It has a little eco message and it´s suitable for ALL AUDIENCES!!!
This is no small feat, really...

[TSM Presents: FUCK you]

¡¡¡EL PAYASHO!!! (¡el payasho...!)

Hmmm... this is suspiciouly similar to "La Hora Chanante"´s transition eyecatches... Also, the music is the same... hmmm... HMMMMM...

NOTE: "La Hora Chanante" is a spanish humour show broadcasted in the Paramount Comedy channel. Kinda spanish "Monty Python´s Flying Circus".

TheSoulMan responds:

MORE LIKE GAÑAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

also RIP la hora chanante HELLO MUCHACHADA NUI WATCH IT KIDS

[Subida muerta(DeadRising)]

Well done, but already seen it...

Yeah, you really put a lot of effort in this movie, but I think it´s the third or fourth time I see a serious-looking zombie movie in Newgrounds and they´re awfully similar. I hope the next chapter shows some more original situations apart from the zombie-siege clichés... Apart from that it´s fine, congrats.
Just another thing... Why the spanish title? Because "subida muerta" means nothing in spanish, it´s completely absurd. Was it a Google translation?
P.D: The proper translations of "Dead Rising" in spanish all sound terrible, forced and ridiculous anyway. Defintely, not a good choice for a spanish title...

PhotoJournalist responds:

thanks for the comment, and i did use a google translation, bad idea on my part.

anyways any zombie flash/movie you'll see wont entirely be original because it's the same thing, but once the series progresses you will find out the story which i believe is original in it's own sense.

[Ghosts (do You Belive?)]

At least you´ve been honest.

And I want to thank you for not making another cheap-thrill spammer.
But sadly, your ghost report suffers from lack of polish... It´s either raw texts or low-quality photos. The font used is somewhat nice for titles, but sometimes it gets so tiny that becomes rally hard to see in the text blocks... And the zoom in the photos would have been a good point of design if you had better quality pics and if it waited for a button press to work, because in some of them, the whole picture is shown very little time to actually know what´s in it... The music was nice, though I don´t know if it would be annoying after a while, look for something more atonal and loopy just in case and add a music switch.
Anyway... I think it would be good if worked another one like this, but with more material and a better looking interface. You have a nice idea,just try it again.