Here´s a checklist of my pics in the NG Art Forum. These are not in the Portal, so, if you want a bit more from me, take a dip into these links!
Any comments for them will be welcome!
My failed attempt to win a T-shirt in the HD Sprite contest.
I drew a penis, too.
Just a bunch o´ doodles.
Punch-drunk Tink / Wet-soaked Pixy
And then, I drew a boob.
No, this time neither. ARRRGHH.
C.A.P. #2:
- Header Image
- HoHoHoes!!!
Our Fallen Son Gave His Life For You.
3 sheets of quick sketches.
Comic Super-Heroes:
If you´re guilty, you´re dead.
- He stalks the world´s most dangerous game.
- It helps to be... INVINCIBLE!
- HULK SMASH!
- Part man, part machine... All cop.
Screaming Metal.
Taggin'z not really my biz.
She is the toughest fighter (from the future)
Pixie in your PSP
Chicks w/ Dicks=2xFun in PSP
Puffy the Marshmallow Girl (also in PSP)
NG MiniPoster Girl Contest:
It seems like the Art Portal should look like this.
Become a Post Whore and get one of these FREE!
My NG Hip-Hop Art Contest 2010 entry: ATSA WINNA!!!
Stevi3 Nix says words of truth, yo.
MY THREADS IN THE ART FORUM:
-Lewd Cathouse Banners!!!
My cherised first thread... (And, during a lot of time, my one and only.) A homage to kinky imagery at the sex business! One day I'll make some new entries...
-Whore For A Day:
During these days, I become the NG cheapest Art Ho! I draw (or better, scribble) everybody's requests as fast as I can, until I cannot continue!
Whore For A Day
Whore For Another Day
Whore For A Day. Again.
Whore 4 a Day
Now that I have my own scanner and net connection, I'm really excited about how the next will turn out! I'm going to aim for the record...
Whore For A Whole Day
... Which was 18 hours and 32 drawings... Still beatable. But it's a start!
Whore For A Day Sex (I meant SIX)
Whore For A Day 7
If you like what you saw and want me to draw something for you, check the Art Forum often. These are not announced in any way. They just come out of a sudden! When will be the next one?
-The entire Final Fight cast.
At last I've finished it! Here you can find all the characters that appeared in the original Final Fight game, made with pen, paper, and... well, lotsa love?
-The Smile of a Child...
If you ever had to make a picture for a small kid and you can still photo/scan it, post it here!
-Cavemen!
This was a project for an amateur boardgame. Sadly, it flunked... But well, enjoy the stuff made.
-BizarroJoe's Daily Deal.
Exactly what it says: Some sort of drawing, posted daily. It was discontinued long ago, but who knows, I could resume it someday...
Thanks a lot for visiting.
BTW, buy this:
Hammi
Hey BizarroJoe! Just dropping by again to check. I finally got my mood together and went through your links, like i promised (phew). And just as i expected, its just too much for words to describe about your artwork. In all pure and humble honesty: i am in love with your stylish work. Always have since 07, and always will. Where do i even start? Heres a short summary.
A lot of your characters are quite compact, like chibis. But even cuter. : > Its BizarroJoe style. Pointy feet and thick thighs. :O Other than that, you got hella lot fancy style up your sleeves. Your Robocop drawing is one example. Really really slick.
And your pinup girls... i uh... they are incredibly sexy. Wow. Especially them cathouse banners, very pro from a pro artist like yours truly. You happen to hit my WEAK SPOT. Which is BIG BUTTS. I am VERY fond of BIG SEXY BUTTS. As if you read my mind. Congrats Joe, you have taken full control of my imagination. I love you.
Your style is so sturdy in all of your drawings. Many of them have strong stylish influence from PPG (the powerpuffs). Excellent line strokes, very sturdy. Whether its comic, banners, posters, vector etc. You have done em all. A multi talented artist, thats you. Also i absolutely LOVE your doodles. Such a strong decisive style. Awesome redesigns. Anatomy is top notch too. Especially butts. Gotta love them butts.
As for your chicks with dicks... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
All in all, you are some of the most gifted artists ive ever met on NG and will continue to remain a big fat favorite of mine :D Totally mind blowing. You must be running pro with your skills. I cant believe youre still unemployed. >:\ Ive never forgotten about you though, and never will. I drop by here 3-4 times every month. Been also wanting to leave a comment like this for 3 months now. And here it is. I am surprised that no one has left you any new comments yet since mine. Oh well, allow me to respond on your response:
I was nervous too the first time i participated in the sketchbook tour 07. The last thing i wanted was to fuck up my entry. But still what you did in last years tour, it was interesting to just look at. No really. As if it was a piece of a collage. Something bolded out in order to create a some sort of an artistic aspect which isnt only consisted of a mere doodle, but only that it was half way finished. So yes youre quite right, if its used in a right way then you will actually be able to put something more together something more advanced and expressional for example. At least you came up with a small improvization that can give your future ideas a jolt. Small steps might evolve into something bigger and craftier. :)
It warms my heart to know that you actually still remember me from time to time. :') I guess thats the thing about us as Digimon fans. We oughta stick together!
And LMFAOO!!!!!!! I had no idea you hated ScorpianX0, until now. Hah. Well welcome to the club then, BJ. He used to be my friend until he gradually revealed his true self and in the end i went kamikaze on his ass for his twofaced attitude, now hes mad and calls ME ignorant. A word he likes to use a lot. Fucking shitbag. What can i say, hes dumb as a sack of rocks. f
Anyways i finally took time to come back and write all this. It was a promise right, i kept it ;) Thanks for the wishes man, i look forward to brighter days. I dont know for sure yet... still i appreciate your encouragement, a lot. : >
Also butts.
BizarroJoe
That's what happens when you can't access to the web freely. Somebody drops a comment and you can't answer as quick as it deserves. Sorry about that, pal.
After reading your comment, my eyes get all watery... I mean, thank you *sniff*. I didn't know that you liked my drawings so much... Sometimes, you're all moody and somebody unexpectedly shows up and cheers you up and... *honk*.
Thank you for your kind comments. You're quite right when it comes to my influences. But there's more, of course. You'll spot them eventually.
I have to update these links... I also have to change the look of this page also! I'll see if I can get a nice new banner... Anyway, the "Posts" link will work fine if anyone wants to check any work of mine not highlighted in here, 'cause I always try to post with an image.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....!
? Well I've got more lovely hermaphrodites in the sleeve waiting to shoe up in any moment. Just have some more patience.
And for the ScorpianX0 affair... I was just fooling around in my comment, I didn't really hated him, but the guy made some things in his first days here that I disliked a lot, like:
- Posting the same image several times in the Forum (Sometimes in the same thread, I think), hence, almost incurring in Image whoring.
- Making a lot of text-only posts in his thread... It's okay to respond comments, but you have to be careful not to clog your thread with lots of image-void posts of YOUR OWN. As far as I know, you aren't awarded with an official NG Lv. 02 Lollipop for making a lot of posts, and, when you do that on threads you've participated on, it looks like you're desperate for attention. Absolutely a no-no.
- What's that bullshit of "I don't like the Digimon series..."? And something about mixing Digimon with Mortal Kombat being cool...? Urrrrghhh... Don't feel fine right now... gotta reach the toilet...
Still, that's my point, so I kept that to myself. I had no idea that it had gotten to his head so much... Meh. He'll get what he deserves. I hope.
I'll try to have some fresh art made soon. Until then, take care, my mate. and thanks again. ;)