BizarroJoe's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jane's Hotel]

Well done, but it´s a Dinner Dash Rip-off...

I haven´t found any major flaws yet. The coding is just perfect, so you deserve a high rank for this. But the game is way too similar to its model... Maybe you should have tried to give it a radical look or throw up more significant changes... The final aspect of the game is rather bland and unpersonal, like something that you´ve been commisioned to.
I mean, it´s okay to mimic Dinner Dash, but if you do it, make a honest game... Something that tell us: "This is my version of Dinner Dash." not "This is my rip-off of Dinner Dash."
I could continue droning, but I don´t really know if I could get me understood...
Anyway, good game, but a missed oportunity for making a brilliant DD clone.

Realore responds:

Sry, but it's not mimic, Jane's Hotel have another unic gameplay.

[Doctor Diagnosis]

Is it really working properly?

I can´t get past the third patient. One option gets you to the congratulation page of the previous patient and the other one leads you to game over.
Anyway, its a good idea, but it needs lots of improvement. Find some sound files to spice up the action. Then, find an artist to make you some images. And if you can´t find an artist, make a better photo selection, because it´s very strage to treat a female patient and see a pic of a female doctor teating a male patient.
These are the improvements you could make without using AS. But I think that if you have made the game like this, it´s because you don´t know about variables and that sort of things... If you want to dwell in such matters, search for help on how to randomize situations.
I hope to see an improved version of this, keep working on it.

[FlashZoids]

Bringing out the best of each Kb.

It´s really well done. Good presentation and very, very playable. And all in such a ridiculous file size! I´m going to put an eye on you...

Man-in-a-bush responds:

Lol, i couldn't berlieve it either, i thought it would be like 580kb or something lol... any way thanks for the review!

Thanks.

Man-in-a-bush

[Magi-Doll creator]

It´s cute, but yes, it needs improvement.

The girl design is nice, but the resolution makes pictures look jaggy. It´s a pity. Did you use bitmap?. Not a good choice... Vector will look better and will allow you to make transparent dresses, they´d look really nice.
The music is really nice, good choice here.
Not much variety in the clothes... The same design repeated with different colors...
Turn the hair into a movie clip and change it with a button. The shape of the skull is ankward. If you don´t really want to put sexual features in your doll (You know, nipples and other girl-thingies.), do the same with the underwear. This will avoid strange-looking weirdos and save you space for more clothes.
I´m also working in a dress-up, too (but with nudity), so I know the troubles you may find. Fix it and you will get something really good.

[TheMJ Dress Up II]

It´s like playing Peeping Tom!!!

I like dress-ups, and I really love to see a very worked-up one. Do you really show YOUR OWN clothes?! Love that idea! It´s like peeping you from your wardrobe! Extra Bizarro-points for that!
The only problem is that due to the high amonut of items, it´s sometimes hard to handle the clothes... But it´s really hard to find a solution to this if you want it drag & drop-type...
Anyway, it´s a top-notch dress-up! Congratulations!

TheMJ responds:

Yes, everything in this game is something I own. This should really save me some time getting ready for school in the morning...

[Boss Bash]

I´d have died to collab in one like this...

You have to make another like this. Seriously, yo HAVE to.