My God... It´s.. It´s this a COMMENT!? You deserve a prize for this, Dook! (But be patient, I´m a busy man and I´m fucking slow when drawing...). Now, seriously, I thought nobody would take a look at this... I appreciate very much your comments, so please feel free to post them whenever you like.
P.S.: And in my upcoming projects... Did you know there´s place in them for a boob that I owe you?
- EDIT: Your boob has been delievered. Hope you enjoy it. (All you people can watch it in Dookiemeister´s IDAB thread.) As for your special prize, you´ll have to wait a little (or a lot, maybe) more, ´cause I´ve told you, I´m FUCKIN´ SLOW.

Thanks a lot, G-Man. You people encourage me to keep on drawing and posting. You will see more of this kind of work, just have some patience, and it will be posted eventually. Stay tuned!
-EDIT: Hey, I just remembered you!!! I´ve seen your work in some threads and you seem to like drawing sexy chicks too... I have some crazy ideas for my first thread and I ´d really love to count with you... Deal?

Thanks, man, but your art is more original than mine. My pics are... well, more "origional".
I´ve been busy, but i will post "moar" drawings soon... (He,he...)
Seriously, now, you have my gratitude. I´d like to tell something more interesting, but today´s my brain isn´t working smoothly. Sorry.

¡Recatáte, boludo de mierda!, ¿eh? ¿Te haces el malo, gil?
Jaja, lo siento, macho, pero al leer que eras de Argentina, me vino esta frase a la cabeza y la he tenido que soltar... supongo que pillas la referencia...
And now we will switch back to english as a courtesy to our web buddies...
Thanks a lot for your kind words of support. I hope to see you more often in these forums.
... Ah! And greetings from Spain, too...
...or not?
Heh,heh,heh,heeeh...

This has really put me in a state of pure bliss for hours...
MindChamber, I´m going to work harder from now on. I won´t disappoint you or anyone who has put their words of confidence on my work.
Ah, and thanks for wishing me luck with the thread. I´m going to need it...
But now, seriously, your words really made me happy and I´m going serious with the work part. You really know how to lift a man´s spirit.
Thanks, sincerely.

He,he... whoa, thanks a lot... but I´m afraid i´m more like bittersweet sauce. Have you seen the post I dedicated to you?
Oh, The 80´s Punisher movie was much more fun.

Hey, thanks! But... How did you get to post here? Was there a certain picture that catch your attention?
It´s just that I like to know why exactly people get interested enough to post here...

Hum... Well... Thanks anyway.
But I sometimes think that I have disappointed you all... There has passed a lot of time since my last worked-up submission (I don´t count the doodles because they were drawn some years ago.) and that really put me in an awfully sad mood... Hopefully, I´m going to change that soon...

Why? I would. ;D
I tell you, when the weather gets warmer, if I print it, I´ll take a photo of me wearing it with my friends in a public park, school or whatever, just to show you all not to be embarrased of such thing as an innocent pinky tee. What fun is it if you don´t show it off...?
But anyway, I´m glad to see you again here. It seems that the WZL was taking all your time... You got me somewhat worried. Thanks a lot!!!

Thanks for your support. I´m only trying to do my best to improve my skills.
Yes, I´d really like to try out Adult comics. I´m happy you noticed the sexiness on my cutie dolls, because that tells me that I´m on the right lane to succeed in making good avant-garde x-rated books.
"Beastie"... I haven´t seen that word since I read "Lord Of The Flies" in my Campus years... "Suck to your ass-mar!". Haha.
And as I´ve told before, my habit of filling the paper sheets came from old periods of drawing paper shortage. Nothing so special about it.
I´d like to apologize for taking so much time in answering you. Hope to see you again in this place. Godspeed.

Oooff... Long time nobody asked me that... And, as always, I don´t really know what to answer... You could say I was born like that, because I´ve always loved to have a pencil and a paper at reach. As a pre-teen, in the late ´80´s, I draw the screens of my favorite videogames in sheets of paper and I was inspired by them when making paper collages in the Art class, in the elementary school... I also loved toys like Transformers, Masters Of The Universe, and everything that resemble a robot or a monster. I also felt curious about Barbie dolls, but I never showed that to anybody, I was a boy. Nowadays, I find girls´ toys more interesting, like the Bratz dolls...
Gosh, I´ve started digressing, didn´t I? But I thought that would be more satisfiying that a simple "I always been drawing!". Just to please you, I will add that this has always been like a hobby to me (so I´m not a pro in a fan disguise, as some people suspect.) and a few years ago I started to read some serious learnig material in order to improve and start to draw correctly.
I hope you liked this little rant. Wish to read more about you. See you!

I can´t believe it. Stamper. First, the Chamber and now, the Stamper. I must be doing something good after all.
I remember the shirt of the kid in "Rebecca". So I shouldn´t be so surprised about your taste in casual clothing.
You know, did you look at the penis pic? After making the boob one, I did that again to match the style perfectly. Now they´d look lovely in the doors of some office toilets... I have to upload that someday.
The weather is getting warmer earlier this year, so if you read the post about the shirt... I´m going serious about that.
It´s a pity I don´t have Internet connection nor PC controller. I´d LOVE to fight you in Street Fighter III 3rd Strike or JoJo no KimyonaBoken. One day I will.
Thanks a lot. Greet all people there for me. Especially the ´Chamber. Gotta love that big boy-o.

Well... check the "Doodlage" thread and you´ll have an idea, but I don´t recommend it though... I fucked all my student life.

I´m sorry but picture was made for MindChamber, and I can´t give it to you just like that. It´s not mine anymore... Sorry.
Hey, no problem if he lets you use it, though.

This guy made three other comments copying and pasting the same sentence a random number of times.
* Aaaaah *, well, thank you for forcing me to learn about the functioning of two commands I´ve never wanted to use:
[delete] and [ban user]

Thanks a lot. I try to do my best for give them that "professional" look. Now I´m trying to ACTUALLY work more professionally. I mean, producing in a more regular pace and that sort of things. Your continued support really helps a lot in that matter, did you know?

Oh God... Just when I am tinkering again with Flash you come and make questions about things that I´m trying to figure out myself...

For the first question, I´d suggest you to use the NG preloader. It´s easy, you just make a keyframe on Frame 1(on all the layers, I think.) and put the preloader movieclip. You could also make a Play button, it´s fairly easy, but a full preloader is much better.

I made play and stop music buttons some years ago... But I can´t remember how the heck I made them. Flash has also the option of optimizing sound so you can lower that filesize (along with nice options for making interesting effects with them.) So I suggest you to do what I did then to figure out how to make all that.
Check the Flash Tutorials Collection.
http://www.newgrounds.com/collect ion/flashtutorials
I´ll suggest you Ultimate Tutorial 2 and The Tutorial Collab '06... Those are the best I´ve watched, but check some of the "beginner intended" too, if you like.

I´m truly sorry for not being of more help to you than this... I´ll check my old dress-up to see how I did the buttons, and maybe I´ll tell you on your PM.

Oh, how would I love that to happen... But it´s still too hard for me. I´ll try to make some small gadget to get the hang of flash. It won´t get frontpaged but it´ll be nice anyway. Thanks a lot for your support.

It has always been like that! :D
Now I´m working on my "Favourites" section. It´s still under heavy construction (Lots of Flashes, games and some movies missing.), but it´s becoming little by little into a sneak peek inside my mind...

Ok, now I know that I don´t have to recommend that book myself anymore... Everybody seems to know about it already. ;D
Thank you for your interest! But no matter how hard I try, my first flash submitted to the portal will surely be a shit anyway, so I´d better make it and worrying about it... Don´t you think so?
By the way... Isn´t that Chainsaw (the children)?

Fine... I´ll try to make something when I get to finish all the pile of pics I committed myself to do. You have taken so much interest that I´ll have to PM you when I finally get a flash done!
... and you´ll be DISAPPOINTED then! :D

So you can now embed videos from YouTube on Newgrounds. Yawn. What´s the big deal?

I know what you´re talking about... That "I´ve reached a step further!" feeling...
I´ve been busy as hell the last 9 days, and I have a load of pictures to do... So my flash is going to be delayed again... Sorry.

Haha... Thanks a lot!
Why don´t you try makin´ one? I´d really love to see it.

Me too, me too... But I got this sudden and completely unexpected load of drudgery work from my brother and I had to choose: Try it in a overcrowded contest with a theme I´m going to do eventually anyway or aim for a chance of appearing in a MindChamber production? I decided to cash my chips and try for the second...
But don´t worry about my Pico redesign. I had the idea before the contest, and I´m not gonna leave it just like that. When the day comes, I´ll post my pics (there will be some characters redesigned, you know.) on the "Draw Pico." thread.
Oh, how I missed you, Ol´ Rancher... I´ve listened lots of Ennio Morricone soundtracks thinking of you...

So you´re telling me that making pictures is a waste of time and effort?...
FAREWELL, CRUEL WORLD! OH, THE HUMANITY!
...
Not yet, not yet... I have a lot of work to do before leaving.
I wish my days had a couple of extra hours or so...

And you´ve got a well-deserved prize from the "Tag Dat Bus" contest... I knew before seeing any entry that you were one of the artists better suited for that thread... One of my ideas was to make one of my chicks with the body painted in your style... (The main trouble is that they have a small torso, so it´s difficult to get some detail in there, but I´ll manage to make that one day... ;] )
Nope, don´t use any of that. I´m Newgrounds-exclusive, bub.
Really happy to see you here. Until we meet again.

I´ve just watched a bunch of your animations.
And I have to tell you that I really liked them all.
They have a smooth animation, lots of crazy imaginative things, and lovely use of colors...
Sometimes I think about what drives people like you to post in the page of a lowly user who hasn´t been able to get a teeny movie done...
Thank you anyway, and willing to watch and read more from you. Warp me, baby.

Well, they come in pairs with the full package!
I´d like to upload some with a little extra and cream all over... But I could be banned forever. The Avant-garde porno way is long, harsh and rough... But satisfactory, in the end.
Thanks a lot for leaving your visit card here, It´s quite handy for me to get quickly to your userpages.

Hey, I remember you!!! You´re that Gangsta Hamsta guy!!! Haha...
I always thought that living in a pet cage would be very similar to be locked in a prison cell... And I see that the behaviour of rodents and humans tend to be quite similar when exposed to such an environment... I know because my brother has an Octodon.
Keep up honing your art skills, and you´ll get a living skin graftin' those big, bad mofos. Respect.

I´m the one who could use some tutoring! There´s still a lot for me to learn before starting to give lectures to anybody. Although, I must admit I´ve been tempted to share some advice on very basic things that I feel they´re being overlooked... Well, who knows. Maybe I post something in the future.
Anyway, thank you for the compliments! I´ll try to do my best.

Don´t worry, I have plenty of stock of my old doodles, so I´ll eventually post them.
The reason why I haven´t posted anything in a long time is that I´m concentrating my efforts in completing some projects of my own... so I´ve pushed myself not to post anything until I have achieved some of them. Example: my try at Vousielle´s style. It´s giving me a real hard time, all my armored soldiers look like iron-clad hideously deformed half-apes!
About motivation... Bfff... I´ve been in a very low mood lately. Still, I try to practice daily. I have the hope that inspiration will eventually come back... Or, even better, I discover the "secret" that will let me produce good pictures anytime, anywhere.
So, I usually draw in my notebook after midnight for an hour or so. But I´m also trying after lunch lately. I´m about to fix two Cathouse Banners that I left unable to finish them because I felt they were not coming out as expected.
So, luckily, everything will be merrier in the future... You just have to hold your ground and when you think you´ve just touched rock bottom... Well, you can´t get lower than that, so, start climbing again.
So, cheer up, mate. Just keep trying.

Glad to see you around here. Right now I´m in the middle of a real trouble and I´m not really myself...
Mice have escaped from its cage and are taking over my uncle´s kitchen. That dumbass uncle of mine has gone on a trip and put these fucking rodents on a cage with a width between bars too wide and he barely covered it with some cardboard and wire... Right now I think there´s only one of them outside and I´ve locked the kitchen so he won´t get out of there. But it seems that he´s not going to let him get caught just like that... It hides under the fridge and the dish washer and I´m all sweaty and angry...
I´m afraid that it´ll be either it or me...
So... As you see, things here are looking really funny from the outside.
Yeah, I´m always dreamt of a website, but it´ll be when I´m capable of producing regurarly. And anyway, I´m happy just being here on the Newgrounds. Until I have a really serious project, I´ll keep that exclusive here... This is like my second home (Or maybe the first.).
I´ll to get in contact with you in the future, now, back to mouse-hunting. Over.