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Here´s a checklist of my pics in the NG Art Forum. These are not in the Portal, so, if you want a bit more from me, take a dip into these links!
Any comments for them will be welcome!

My failed attempt to win a T-shirt in the HD Sprite contest.
I drew a penis, too.
Just a bunch o´ doodles.
Punch-drunk Tink / Wet-soaked Pixy
And then, I drew a boob.
No, this time neither. ARRRGHH.
C.A.P. #2:
- Header Image
- HoHoHoes!!!
Our Fallen Son Gave His Life For You.
3 sheets of quick sketches.

Comic Super-Heroes:
If you´re guilty, you´re dead.
- He stalks the world´s most dangerous game.
- It helps to be... INVINCIBLE!
- Part man, part machine... All cop.

Screaming Metal.
Taggin'z not really my biz.
She is the toughest fighter (from the future)
Pixie in your PSP
Chicks w/ Dicks=2xFun in PSP
Puffy the Marshmallow Girl (also in PSP)

NG MiniPoster Girl Contest:
It seems like the Art Portal should look like this.
Become a Post Whore and get one of these FREE!

My NG Hip-Hop Art Contest 2010 entry: ATSA WINNA!!!
Stevi3 Nix says words of truth, yo.


-Lewd Cathouse Banners!!!
My cherised first thread... (And, during a lot of time, my one and only.) A homage to kinky imagery at the sex business! One day I'll make some new entries...

-Whore For A Day:
During these days, I become the NG cheapest Art Ho! I draw (or better, scribble) everybody's requests as fast as I can, until I cannot continue!
Whore For A Day
Whore For Another Day
Whore For A Day. Again.
Whore 4 a Day
Now that I have my own scanner and net connection, I'm really excited about how the next will turn out! I'm going to aim for the record...
Whore For A Whole Day
... Which was 18 hours and 32 drawings... Still beatable. But it's a start!
Whore For A Day Sex (I meant SIX)
Whore For A Day 7
If you like what you saw and want me to draw something for you, check the Art Forum often. These are not announced in any way. They just come out of a sudden! When will be the next one?

-The entire Final Fight cast.
At last I've finished it! Here you can find all the characters that appeared in the original Final Fight game, made with pen, paper, and... well, lotsa love?

-The Smile of a Child...
If you ever had to make a picture for a small kid and you can still photo/scan it, post it here!

This was a project for an amateur boardgame. Sadly, it flunked... But well, enjoy the stuff made.

-BizarroJoe's Daily Deal.
Exactly what it says: Some sort of drawing, posted daily. It was discontinued long ago, but who knows, I could resume it someday...

Thanks a lot for visiting.

BTW, buy this:

Bizarro Designs Main Page...(always under construction)

Recent Game Medals

Bomb 5 Points Used a bomb Medal Stats.
Enemy Down 5 Points You killed an enemy Medal Stats.
Garden of Earthly delights 5 Points After "Garden of Earthly delights" by Hieronymus Bosch , Just play the game Medal Stats.
Special Nude Edition 5 Points After "The Dance" by Henri Matisse, just play the game Medal Stats.
Monstrous Perfection 50 Points Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2. Medal Stats.
Canine Evasion 5 Points Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern. Medal Stats.
Man's Best Friend 50 Points Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1. Medal Stats.
Air Time 10 Points Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits. Medal Stats.
Extreme Extremity 10 Points Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential. Medal Stats.
Mutation In Bulk 10 Points Equip 3 perks at once. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 442 (From 68 different games.)

Latest Shared Creations

ZORABIR Added to planets for Social Planets Jun 28, 2013. Load Level
Blocky Beach Babe 02 Added to skins for Skincraft Jun 1, 2011. Load Level
Blocky Beach Babe Added to skins for Skincraft Jun 1, 2011. Load Level