BizarroJoe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Multiple Personality Loop]

I tip my cranium to you.

This loop is pure gold... That colour trick is damn witty.
The idea and the execution are both great. You're a true winner!

TheBoogley responds:

cheers Joe, I love your work!

[Naughty Portal]

Well, DUH!

You, me and everybody already thought of that use for the Aperture Science... WhateverIsItCalled... The portal gun.
BECAUSE YOU ALL THOUGHT OF THAT, DIDN'T YOU?!
DON'T PLAY INNOCENT ON ME, MOTHERF*****S!!!

[Hot Buttons]

Art & Beauty the Golfinho way.

Pixels, chiptunes, hot mantis nymph sex...
And a capybara.
Loops the way I like them.
Thank you.

[OMG: Preasent]

Well, loading... It actually loads...

The problem is that the preloader don't play your movie's next frame once it's loaded. You'll have to fix that...
Until then, if you people want to watch the animation, right-click and skip the first frame, then just click the package button.
The animation is cute and funny, yet, screaming loud next to the mic is not actually a pleasure to listen at. Still, it's nice!

VenturaTV responds:

Okay first of all the play buttion is the present thanks for pointing that out

[Marine Boy]

Frontpaged AT LAST!!!

Thank heavens somebody from the staff noticed this jewel.
I just love everything about this short: Not just the animation, but the character redesign is amazing, your drawing style suits the character nicely. And what about the music! What about you did to the original series merry calypso tune? Now its both naïve and gloomy... The audio rounds it all.
I just pity the mermaid is not shown in your movie. I'd loved to see how you'd depicted her! If you come back to Marine Boy (YES PLEASE), try to include Neptina!
Anyways, I hope to see more from you in the future. Terrific work!

popyea responds:

Yeah i know! I definitely planned on sticking her in but couldn't decide on which direction to take the design. I didn't know whether to parody her complete lack of personality from the original, or whether i should make her more of a side kick like splasher is. Though i could totally imagine a redesign from you!

[Yotam & Fantasia 02]

Hey, Yotam...

Fantasia is "available"? If you know what I mean...
As for you, maybe you should quit on ordering at Wacom's so often.

[Why Terry is Gay]

The Epic Quest For Self-Discovery

... Is in the Portal, at last! And it's still as funny and moving as it was when you showed us in your userpage some time ago. Your friend must love you much.
Now... I remember somebody saying he'd wished to fp this stuff...

Oney responds:

haha glad you enjoyed

[Decobots Dance]

(Groovin')

I liked this short very much, the situation is funny and charming, the animation is smooth, and the visual aspect is slick, with a tasteful choice of colours.
My only complaint about it is not having presented this as a perfect loop. Wouldn't it be possible to add a script on the last frame so it can play back to the first coin insertion rather than the beginning of the movie? It'd improve it cartloads.
Anyways, thank you for sharing this smart piece. I enjoyed it much.

[Sasuke kill a Samurai]

Aw yeah...!

But it would have been better if Sasuke would have performed some bowel movement action on the dead goon's chest.
THAT is what I would have called PERFECTION.
I just love these shorties. What will you bring us next?

[An_Snake]

Oh Gawd, that music...!

I owe FatKidW/Jetpack a review to that theme! I TOTALLY FORGOT! ARRRRRGHHH!!!
Now, back to your flash, I'm surprised to see something like this coming from you. Didn't expect that at all.
Funny I didn't thought of naked ladies or creatures when I listened to that!

SirCannabisClock responds:

Can't judge a book by it's cover

Niether did I. Fun fact: originally it was a much less quality flash with a naked black man at the end. However flash crashed as I finished it and I instead made this. Maybe it was a good thing that happened.

P.s. right click for naked black man