BizarroJoe's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Roman God of Robots]

I want to buy one of those.

Tell me where are they sold, please.

[Cuntilda]

HEEEEEEEEELL YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!

Is this the "We Want The Cuntilda Episode 03 Now You Twat" platform facility?
I totally endorse that cause.
Where do I have to sign?

HotDiggedyDemon responds:

Send him a PM that's what I've been doing!!!!!!!!

[beetle marm]

So, there he was in a rather unique stuation...

...It wasn't as he didn't appreciate the attention, but he needed some nurture apart from moldy leaves and morning dew. And after all, he got some task to do.
Yes, although she was the first living being that hadn't intended to harm, kill, eat or fool him since he began his journey, he would have to reject her hospitality in the most kindly and polite way possible.
Yet he found it was kind of a pity, though.

sucho responds:

don't worry, later on momma joins his rag tag crew when all her little offspring have all growed up. she's a tank that one

[Solomon Grundy]

Christened on Tuesday...

Your latest works are like a rollercoater ride through the gallery of villiains of the DC universe. It's WIIIIILLLLLDDDD.
...And this one really got into my little heart. Draw Gorilla Grodd and I'll kill me with bliss.

A bit off topic: Please edit the "DarksIEd" one. IT'S DARKSeiD, for Gawd's sake, DarksEId!!! You're in risk of being hit by Omega rays!!! (Or being crushed by Kalibak.)

[Prismacolor OC Portraits]

Can't stop loving you (or your works).

The two things that really hit my heart this time:
1) The fact you did these with markers WHILE in job.
2) That these are characters you spawned during your teen zenith... It seems to happen to many of us... That those little chars we made up when we fought with zits and hormones resist to fade out and keep knocking at our memory door claiming to be used once again... (Stop hammering the door, Fallout Fighter! And you, Li'l Satyr, put some clothes on, you teaser!)
Aaahh... I'm all sentimental again...

Sabtastic responds:

B'aww! Thanks!! :D
Your reviews are always such ego boosters! lol

You're too kind. :)

[I lov robots]

Maggie Wakeman?!?

What if XJ-9 entered in a teleport pod but a cute pink fly called Maggie Pesky buzzed into it at the same time?
... Well, the resulting entity would probably be like this.
I suppose it wasn't on purpose, but it's like you fused together two of the most adorable non-human females in nowaday's cartoons... How can you not love her?

GalenTV responds:

haha u r so right xD

[Sooz]

But this is really good, nevertheless.

Hahah, the guy under me is referring to the bat wing! I remember it from the captions from your avatar... (...and maybe that's why I'm able to recognize it...)
The dress is really pretty. I'm also digging the colors of the display. So nice.
One day, TheJermz told me my style remembered him of Shane G. And I must admit he was one of my latest influences and I found in his style some pointers that helped me when I was trying to develop my vector style (who is STILL in development. ¬v¬).
Curiously enough, I was browsing Shane Glines' Gallery just yesterday. And I thought about how DAMN hard was escaping to just imitate his style... But I can't do that now...
So, don't worry too much. This one is really cute, so don't fret too much about it.
Just move on to the next.

PixelCake responds:

Oh the bat wing makes more sense then XD

Thank you so much! :D

(I love your vector style) <3<3

[Disney Marvel]

Well, DC is a property of Time-Warner...

Very nice drawing, using Peg Leg Pete has really got into me... ;)
I like your use of the colour... I wish I could use bitmap like that.
My 2 cents on the subject? Well, What will happen to Marvel is undoubtly...
...Nothing.
Maybe a little push on kid comics and the publishing of Disney Toon characters under the Marvel brand. And maybe a change of distribution (which CAN cause certain conmotion...)...
But, creatively speaking... No change at all.

Dale caña, compadre.

[Redheads]

Totally agree. Hot as all Red-blazed Hell.

I love commercial art... I'm always looking for beautiful label drawings in seek of inspiration (or maybe just personal pleasure...).
Great choice limiting the palette to the same three plain-basic colors shown in the box art. Your art style is fresh and simple, with a bit of sexy charm much needed and appropiate to the topic. Still, some details would have rounded the illustration, like a better drawn hand, or a pair of shoes (but maybe you didn't wanted to put red over red... At least you'd have tried to draw some simple fingers, or just the toes.). I also think the display design could be improved, If going for a banner-type, I'd made the layout wider and try to show all the shadow; This pic would also work on a A4, putting the first line of text in the empty space at the left of the babe and the second one under the matchbox. Just my two cents, really.
Because I like this piece very much, anyway. And I'd love to get a box of those, too... (How could I get one from Auatralia?...)

coughing-dog responds:

thanks for the review! i gotta agree with the hand and the feet, feet in particualr i hate drawing, but hey practise makes perfect or whatever. thanks for the display tips too, definitly worth a try.

as for where to get one, ebay? mite have to pick one up on ur next holiday :P

[Chopper Man keeps on truckin']

Keep on Truckin' my blues away...

I wonder if Eichiiro Oda has read Robert Crumb...
...But this picture has really gotten into me, man.
Expecting your next works!