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104 Movie Reviews

I tip my cranium to you.

This loop is pure gold... That colour trick is damn witty.
The idea and the execution are both great. You're a true winner!

TheBoogley responds:

cheers Joe, I love your work!

Well, DUH!

You, me and everybody already thought of that use for the Aperture Science... WhateverIsItCalled... The portal gun.
BECAUSE YOU ALL THOUGHT OF THAT, DIDN'T YOU?!
DON'T PLAY INNOCENT ON ME, MOTHERF*****S!!!

Art & Beauty the Golfinho way.

Pixels, chiptunes, hot mantis nymph sex...
And a capybara.
Loops the way I like them.
Thank you.

Recent Game Reviews

46 Game Reviews

Before playing this game...

... I didn't knew who this Rebecca Black was.
...I was also HAPPY before.
At least now I can ease my pains with this game...
I love to see her little shape bumped and grinded, I'd wish you add some more degrees of suffering and humilliation on her (I mean, more animations).
And, it's true, when I played it, I couldn't get of my head out that you've resurrected the old long-missed spirit of "Assassin"... And boy, it feels good.

"It's even better than the book!"

I'm half tempted to read it, but I'll pass on that, It'd spoil the next chapter for me...
Anyway, I've enjoyed this a lot! Congratulations to all people involved in the making of this game!

BoMToons responds:

Oh snap!

Thanks for the review, hope you like the next chapter too!

Love for the Ginger Yokel.

I loved playing it. I got quite fond of this snazzy redneck with his pixelled looks and his funny voice. I also liked much the challenging gameplay, the controls respond smoothly, and the gems dropped by the small enemies help a lot to beginning players, as you can buy a 1st level upgrade each time you die. It's clever!
The boss looks tough, but it's not really cheap. when it gets real hard, you have enough experience and power to confront it while keeping the fun. Anyways, I have to check how hard can the game get, I'll give it a try when I have plenty of spare time...
I loved the challenge of beating it without upgrading.
And you convinced me to click on the ads.
AND EVERY ONE OF YOU SHOULD DO SO, TOO!

BoMToons responds:

Numba 1 on the scoreboardz! Boo yah, nice review!

Recent Art Reviews

180 Art Reviews

And you have some pretty big shoes to fill, ´cause the old one was a goddamn jewel.
But I'll be eager to hang around with Zach, Screech, Slater... And DEM GURLZ. (Insert "Showgirls" scene, please.)
This ad is spot on, so consider me stoked for it.
Cheers!

I'll also give my blessing if you retain the bubbly sound of the bong scene.
Anyways, It's great to see someone unearthing the classics. Best of luck!

deathink responds:

I wil try my hardest...

I knew it would happen eventually! I KNEW IT!!!
This was one of the most bewtiful stories EVER. So... So moving...
Sniff, sniff... (sob!) I wish you both the best of outcomes (HONK!)

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