BizarroJoe's Reviews

[Multiple Personality Loop]

I tip my cranium to you.

This loop is pure gold... That colour trick is damn witty.
The idea and the execution are both great. You're a true winner!

TheBoogley responds:

cheers Joe, I love your work!

[Naughty Portal]

Well, DUH!

You, me and everybody already thought of that use for the Aperture Science... WhateverIsItCalled... The portal gun.
BECAUSE YOU ALL THOUGHT OF THAT, DIDN'T YOU?!
DON'T PLAY INNOCENT ON ME, MOTHERF*****S!!!

[Hot Buttons]

Art & Beauty the Golfinho way.

Pixels, chiptunes, hot mantis nymph sex...
And a capybara.
Loops the way I like them.
Thank you.

[Rebecca Whack: Friday]

Before playing this game...

... I didn't knew who this Rebecca Black was.
...I was also HAPPY before.
At least now I can ease my pains with this game...
I love to see her little shape bumped and grinded, I'd wish you add some more degrees of suffering and humilliation on her (I mean, more animations).
And, it's true, when I played it, I couldn't get of my head out that you've resurrected the old long-missed spirit of "Assassin"... And boy, it feels good.

[Best NG Review Tutorial]

Hmm... "GRAT GAEM DUD!"

Oops, right now the current score is 7.9...
BLAM DIS PIEC O SHEET!!!!111111!!!!
...
Well, the sad reality is that there lots of "reviewers" here who don't need this tutorial at all...
Now, anyways, I was very amused by your flash. Your rant was funny (yet horrifiyingly true at the same time) and the use of sound is very clever. Great for stopping the music in the last page.
Now... We'll have to be patient.
Good work!

thinking-man responds:

Thanks Mr. Joe!

[Nephi's Adventure 2]

"It's even better than the book!"

I'm half tempted to read it, but I'll pass on that, It'd spoil the next chapter for me...
Anyway, I've enjoyed this a lot! Congratulations to all people involved in the making of this game!

BoMToons responds:

Oh snap!

Thanks for the review, hope you like the next chapter too!

[Saved By The Balls]

And you have some pretty big shoes to fill, ´cause the old one was a goddamn jewel.
But I'll be eager to hang around with Zach, Screech, Slater... And DEM GURLZ. (Insert "Showgirls" scene, please.)
This ad is spot on, so consider me stoked for it.
Cheers!

[Telebubby Funland]

I'll also give my blessing if you retain the bubbly sound of the bong scene.
Anyways, It's great to see someone unearthing the classics. Best of luck!

deathink responds:

I wil try my hardest...

[peixeaquatico & Golfinho]

I knew it would happen eventually! I KNEW IT!!!
This was one of the most bewtiful stories EVER. So... So moving...
Sniff, sniff... (sob!) I wish you both the best of outcomes (HONK!)