BizarroJoe's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Forklift Kid]

I loved it.

Great artwork. The physics engine adds a really fresh air to the ol´ lifts an´ switches puzzle platformer. And the vehicles really rock! The level score rating system is lovely...
More levels would be a nice addition to this.
I´d like to see a game like this with a more skill-oriented gameplay... with enemies, spikes, calculated jumps...
Oh, please, tell me that you´re already working in something like that!

[My New Room]

Neat work.

I think you have almost all the options you could wish... Maybe adding the option of changing the color of draggable objects would be swell.
I think it´d be nice to find different styles in furniture and apparels... I mean, I think freedom of choice is key for this type of gadgets. Wouldn´t it be nice to have a Rock Star, Goth, Minimalist or Avant-garde styles for decorating?
I love the toy-like style, but I think toy-girls should be as bad as they wanna be.
Anyway, Congrats. I´d love to see more.

[Stochastic]

Love the concept!!!

I still have to play it more deeply, but it´s really enjoyable right now! I really wanted a survival oldschool arcade game like Mr. Driller or Bomb Jack... I´ll PM you if I find something interesting to say!
To Games collection right now!

[Played Freelancer?]

Yeah it´s a pity...

...still... I´m really amazed of seeing an actual 3D engine running in flash... Maybe there´s some usage to it for making simple backgrounds, or whatever thingy to make some cool effects...
Oh, boy, this has made me daydream again!!!
Excellent work anyway. Congratulations.

[Death Goddess Dressup]

Not again...

This is a message to all dress-up makers:
Please, DON´T USE BITMAP.
The pictures are really nice and cute as hell, but they all look jaggy because they´re not redered with vectors. And, if you want to take off the shirt, you have to take the arms´ garments first, because they´re a square transparent GIF.
I really encourage you to learn how to draw in a vector program (Flash is quite tricky when drawing) and make another one. You can make an excellent game. This is a main flaw in a dress-up, trust me.

[Ogotu]

Really witty game.

It has been a real pleasure to find a game like this not being produced or sponsored by another page trying to leech from the newgrounds... Well done!
Excellent coding, with nice visual effects. Congrats to the musician too, it´s a jolly tune.
Overall, a highly enjoyable (and fairly original, too.) puzzle game. Recommended.

Jindo responds:

Thanks for the review :).

I did actually try to get this sponsored at one point, but it didn't work out as well as I'd hoped (people liked it, just didn't want to sponsor it so much because of the glitches).

[Physics Is Fun 1]

Haha, It´s funny, indeed!

Suggested for Gadgets Collection.
I´d suggest you, though, that you give some clues about the range of some values. (E.g. Coefficient of Friction seems to be from 0 to 1 only...). It would be good to put them in brackets in the value input screen.
Good idea, the value check button.
Nice work, anyway.
(Loved the "AAAAaaaarrgh!!")

IceDragonkin responds:

Well thank you. Everyones really liking this flash and thats great.

I got to say thanks for the suggestion hope i make it in.

I'm sorry if i didn't make that clearer about the numbers though i do put a range in there but i guess i didn't label it well. So i'll make sure to edit that so it's clearer what values the problem needs and put it in the error message too.

Glad you liked it.

~IceDragonkin~

[Santa's Tower. Red Beard]

I wonder if...

...can it be played with Wiimote?
It really seems designed for that...
Apart from that, this game is really very well made in all aspects...
Great work.

[the Musical Evenizer]

This is NOT a BeMani-type game...

It´s about rythm and music, but it has NOTHING to do with following clues...
My God, do you know HOW FUCKING HARD is to come up with something like that?!
THAT´s originality.

My Most Sincere Congratulations. You made it.

[Burger Restaurant]

Aaand another Dinner Dash clone...

Although I liked it more than the one from yesterday (Jane´s Hotel). You really tried to give it the Arcade-like feeling that Jane´s Hotel lacked of. This one also seems to be more honest. I hope you don´t answer me with that bullshit of "No, this isn´t a Dinner Dash-like game, it has its own unique gameplay." Yeah, right.

Loved the graphics and the sounds (I think that beep is from Sonic´s games... Is it the same?). I found the pace a little bit too slow in my first try, but lowering the quality to normal improves the speed to an enjoyable pace. Oh, has this game an auto-save feature? (when I launched the game again, my unlocked stages were still there...).

You should have mentioned the silver plates thing in the instructions. (I really missed the feature of using both hands like DD, but when I found out this, it became a nice substitute of that feature. Good idea.).

It´s going to be a hard time making a sequel of this game, because it´s very well made now. I´ll PM you if I come up with something. The only thing that I can think now is to work on a little bit faster engine.

Anyway... Congratulations, man!!!