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[Spanish Strawberry]

Pues sí. ¿Pasa algo?

Well, it's funny, but I'm somewhat disappointed... I wanted to hear how well could Speakonia fare in spanish...
"Spanish Fly"... Nice touch there.

RobertClock responds:

Spanish Flea.

That's why the cartoon is named "Spanish Strawberry"

[[KK] BFK is Disturbing]

I liked this one!

I also had long time ago a similar idea about BFK "creating" its flashes...
... But it didn't have nothing to do with the anus!
Awaiting more fun.

KittyKrew responds:

thx

[Pico heart broken]

FRONTPAG NAO!!!

Yes, it has been a real, REAL pity this couldn't come in yesterday...
But, hell, it was really WORTH every frame as hell.
And that ending suits very well the character's attitude. (Someone is turned on by dead bodies and it's OFFICIAL.)
8<>

peixeaquatico responds:

NO front page :< ..... LOL THANKS MAN

[The epic boobs of Ucogi]

Mesmerizing, indeed!

It can be just a short test loop, but it really shows the time and effort spent on it!
Did you use some kind rotoscope-like tecnique? That FBF breast squishing is so unbelievably smooth that it makes you think in that stuff.
Still, I'm a bit annoyed by the hands... They seem too big. It'd also be nice if you could add to the character design some body feature to make her more distinctive, like beauty marks, freckles or something like that, because, apart from their tremendous breasts, she looks too generic and already-seen-it right now... Maybe you're going for a customizable character type animation, but the fact you have give her a name tells me that, at least her body feautures won't change, so I'd suggest you to work it a bit more on that.
Anyway, this loop is... EPIC. Great job!

Veinom responds:

I wish I had a model posing for this :P
the proportions can be tricky in this design (small head and waist etc) but I like to think that if the hands seem big its because of the perspective. I understand what you saying about ''a more distinctive design". All anime seem generic to me anyways. She is nobody special, she is who she is and I guess I dont want her to stand out for her tattoos or anything. There are so many 'cool' characters out there that I like mine to be simple. Thanks for your opinion and suggestions ;)

[Here Goes Nothing!]

More that I've made in all my life.

That'd sum it all...
They're just a series of tests, but it shows you're in the right lane. I bet you've found somewhat hard to draw in Flash...
Props for the courage anyway!
I'll have to make one so you all can have a go at me, don't worry...

Sabtastic responds:

Man, it's SO hard to draw in flash for some reason! D8> ..I think it's because of the lack of transparency and brush feathering. You're basically just back to drawing in a suped-up version of MS paint, only it smoothes out the lines for you! XD (...and I HAAATE using MS Paint. D8>)

Anyway, I'd definitely love to see what you can make in Flash!! I'm actually relieved to hear that there's such a great artist out there that's at the same point as I am when it comes to using this crazy program. :B You'd probably catch on a little faster than I would, but we can learn off of eachother! C:

[Cuntilda Ep. 2]

HAha! More, more!

The drawings are really funny! Some of the motions are really good. And I like all that mindless swearing and sick ideas.
You HAVE to keep on with this.

unauthoredhoax responds:

Trust me, I will. I already have ideas for like, another three episodes, lol.

[Bawlz Collab 1]

Just great. A glitch.

Buttons are not working. So you can't play the movie.
It sucks when you upload a movie and this happens...

therealsora responds:

yeah that was when I was fixing the codes and upload it.
I've had to upload it so many times cuz I had to fix something on the collab.

[Alien 3k]

I choose LOVE.

Funny characters and cool use of color, it looks really stylish! Nice animation and really good choice of sounds and music. The ending is unexpectedly dramatical... You really caught us with the pants down.
Love it so much. Awaiting further movies from you.

P.S: Strange, people from Omicron Persei 8 don´t have any tentacles. Maybe you were thinking abount Kang and Kodos instead? ;D

TheJermz responds:

There was supposed to be no relation at all. Just wanted to use the name ;) But funny you say that, I was going to use Kang and Kodos as my aliens, but then I remembered I was on a tight time schedule :P

[Daft Punk Typography]

It got better towards the end...

That idea of matching text with rythm is really good, but It´d be better if some more elements and colors were shown progressively, just like the DF songs... You start with simple fonts and effects, plain black background and you should have your flick growing with more rythmic text, colors, effects... until ending up in a mindblowing audiovisual pandemonium... That would be the right approach.
But the dancing robot was awesome. And, well, it was for class, so it´s right... I know that if you try again, it´ll be harder, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER.

Neilss1234 responds:

Thanks i know there was sinilar animations just tryin to get the viewer to assosiate the actions with the words. I had to have it finished by the 5th of may thats y its kinda shortened at the end. But thanks for the comment i know more elements are needed im just glas people like it for my first one!

[A Mushroom!]

Well, it´s a nice gag...

But the filesize is too big for this. compress the sound or else you´ll be in trouble when making a longer flick... I´d suggest you to look at "M is bad!". It has an epic length...

Rooshich responds:

Yeah, I know the file size is big, but it's problary because I didn't know how to do motion tweens when I made this flash, so like all frames in the mario and kirby layers are keyframes.