BizarroJoe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Everybody Love Mario Kart]

This is what I call a proper parody.

The speech is really funny and really appropiate. It remembers me a bit of that "Family Guy" off-topic gags... It could really appear in an episode.
It sounds so real-life-like...
I think I´m gonna remember this each time I cross the finish line... I´m sure.

AerialNinja responds:

It was unintentional but while I was making it I realised it was quite Family Guy-esque as well. Thanks for the review. :)

[K&K: Toys 4 Tards]

Hope this develops into a series!

Love your way of drawing kids (but was it Kevin or Kalvin?), and you´ve managed to make me smile again with old, worn-out jokes. The credits menu is lovable and the storyboard extra is slick. Congrats to the voice actors.
I´d really love if these two kids would appear again in the Newgrounds. Keep flashin´us!!!

Astropuff responds:

Technically it is a series. Venture into the past, if you dare.

[Tetris-Sticks]

Yessir.

One of the best stickman movies I´ve seen in months. Colorful and refreshing style. Smooth framerate and charming concept. I loved it.
Congrats, man. You made it.

OctoFlash responds:

thanks a lot!

[The Corridor]

Interesting.

You´ve been really close to make a really disturbing short. It has been a good idea using impressionist pictures as backgrounds, that works really good. Some things don´t really work as well, some FBF animations are poorly executed (especially the blinking of the eyes) and break the eerie setting. I was also surprised about the filesize, maybe you could have compressed the sound without losing much quality.
I liked it. You´re on the right lane of making scary pieces of animation. Just make some tweaks, and study more that David Lynch, Jan Svankjamer and Salad Fingers flicks.

kringle88 responds:

yeah the MP3 i attached was a few mb i though Macromedia would automatically compress it. I was mainly influenced by David Firth his animations are twisted but sometimes he goese to far E.g The Milkman, Toast Boy. But at the same time Burnt face man is hilarious.

[Kamikazi Airlines]

Sombody tell MindChamber about this movie!

The final speech is a bit too long but the realistic/phototraced style along with the silly jokes and the japanese accent voiceover worked very fine. Amusing and recommendable to an "Airplane" collection or similar.... (Maybe "Funny Movies"?)
Nice work.

kennsj responds:

I agree about the speech being a bit long. My client pretty much wrote the speech part. Maybe it's my fault for putting in the preamble to give it a sense of story...

Thanks for reviewing.

[Melons]

HAAAHA HA....!!!

Brilliant loop, honestly.
Beware of that annoying watermelon seeds!
The Avant-garde of midget hentai is here.
Don´t forget to show this advertisement to all your friends and family, it is of the utmost importance.
BEFORE EATING MELONS, PUT OUT THE SEEDS FIRST, OR ELSE HILARITY WILL ENSUE.

Wonchop responds:

Bonus points for spitting it at nerds like a tommy gun.

[Animation 3 Final Project]

Fuck off, She´s Wanda...

Hahaha... Anyway is fun, and the animation is neat.
But I´d dare to say that, more than "be inspirated" you almost raped the Fairly Godparents character designs...
But I´d like to see another animation in this style. You did well, and it´d be interesting to see what could you do with a longer script.

KlinKlinK responds:

Indeed, it does look like Wanda from Fairly Odd Parents. However, I 'was' inspired by it. I wouldn't be that stupid post my animation here if I blatantly ripped it off.

I will (hopefully) be doing another animation, but I am not sure if it will be in this style. Only time will tell.

Thanks for the review.

[End of the Row]

If you´ve been a student, this´ll catch your heart

NOTE: The first I loaded this, the PLAY button didn´t appear. If this happens to somebody else, reload it again, it is worthwhile.
Whoa... that´s what I call a brilliant movie. You really get to cram here all the student life atmosphere, the procrastination, that bitter feeling of attending an exam you are not ready for...
Maybe the drawing style is not much appealing at first, with that shaky lineart, but is really well animated, and the most important thing is that you have TOP-NOTCH storytelling skills. The pace of the story is just perfect.
This is one of the best movies I´ve seen in the last months. Congratulations, and hope to the next soon.
One last thing: Frontpage NOW.

Andrew-Buckley responds:

Thanks for that I'll check that bug out =/

Thanks for the awesome review

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 144]

True, true.

It´s hard to catch an Articuno. Adolf is going to have a hard time getting the legendary pokémon.
This is a highlight in the series.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Catching legendary Pokémon is a piece of piss for Adolf.

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 111]

No shit...

111 movies and counting... And you DO really respond to all reviews (eventually...).
As I told you before, I voted 0 to this until the day of my revelation... This one gets a higher score because of the song election. It´s so... well, horny.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Yes I do.