BizarroJoe's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Alien Chicks]

Eve of the Luv.

In the afternoon of April 13th, numerous bystanders could witness the most shocking event of the season: Without previous warning, a white light render people sightless during some seconds, and then things return to normal after that. No physician or astronomist can explain the phenomenon at this moment.
Even more bizarre is that many of the witnesses claim to have seen something before this "whiteout" dimmed, though, their statements are vague and imprecise, just short detail descriptive words like: "green skin", "antennae" or "freckles".
According to their descriptions, our studio artist, Mandie LeScum, has drawn her interpretation of the subject seen. The witness have acknowleged the picture as the subject seen in the "whiteout".

Chorus:
The chances of anything coming from Mars
are a million to one, he said (ahh, ahh)
The chances of anything coooming from Mars
are a million-to-oooone, but stiiill, theeey cooomme...

PixelCake responds:

LOL You're going overboard <3
Thank you XD

[Speed Test - Victorian MILF]

OK, I'm quitting.

Can't compete with this.

Tootmania responds:

NO! Never give up! Never give in!

[wiggle your jiggle girl]

Relax, mah lady!

She just has to loose herself and it'll start jigglin' like jelly!
Cute and really funny. Well done!

TheTrueBigBoss responds:

hhaha thanx! im trying to getter =]

[Interrogation Tiem]

The critter makes the questions...

The damned thingy looks at with its spider-eyes! What do you want from me!?!?
...
The baldy gets the answers.

Tootmania responds:

Indeed! They're like a Dynamic Duo of awesomeness, or something...

[Starfire and Donna Troy]

Uber-Nostalgia.

Sniff, sniff... The times when "The New Teen Titans" was published here in Spain...
*snoooorrrrttt*
It's a pity that Kory's costume doesn't show up really that well in that pose, her original suit was teh best she has ever worn, and one of the sexiest in the super-heroine world (having orange skin helped, I think.)
Wonder Girl's lookin' good anyway. She shows enough stars there. Good job!

[BATTLE NUN]

HEAVENZ YEAH!

When I browsed your artlog this is one of the designs I liked most and I'll endorse totally further appearances of this character.
But once again, those watermaarkzzz... A logo in the image and the web adress in a middle-sized pic would be more than enough...
I find that huge watermarks a bit disrespectful, but maybe there's only me.
Anyway, this one really kicks the naughty kids' arses... Good job!

Snakejohnson responds:

You can go to my blog to download, for free, the un watermarked version. The image is a bigger size too at better quality

flashdivas.chriscrazyhouse.com

[Pokemon Fans are Hot]

I surrender.

That's why furry sex can actually work.

[Eternal Law]

Breathtaking panorama.

I can't avoid thinking this city is in fact, Ivalice. It must be because of relating the words "city" and "law", possibly...
It could pass as a production sketch for a fantasy game... It's great indeed. And considering I've developed a certain allergy to that genre, it's not a small feat.

PS. 01: If the nintendo character is who I think he is (and not one of FireEmblem, which I almost know nothing.), he looks as a mere blob at this quality. The file compression pretty much foil the small details...
PS. 02: The headgear of the character at the upper left reminds me so much of Shadow's... I'm a sucker for that Amano designs, you know.

[Thane and Pedobear]

Disagree with Thane.

The young female seems mature enough for an intercourse as you can see by the configuration of her buttocks. And notice the enticing underwear, I wouldn't dare to say who's "abducting" who.
Now you're going to make me think about getting Mass Effect 2...

And cheers to Hirumaru (V Below meV) for the "Pedalien" term.