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Total Medals Earned: 440 (From 65 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,735 Points

Doodle God

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

Doodle Demi-God 10 Points

Unlock half the category groups.

Doodle Almost-God 10 Points

Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!

Doodle True-God 50 Points

Discover all elements.

Freak o' Lantern

Medals Earned: 7/15 (140/500 points)

Assault And Battery 5 Points

Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.

Canine Evasion 5 Points

Successfully hide from a dog while using a jack o' lantern.

Air Time 10 Points

Juggle a single enemy in the air with at least 5 hits.

Extreme Extremity 10 Points

Upgrade a perk to its maximum potential.

Mutation In Bulk 10 Points

Equip 3 perks at once.

Man's Best Friend 50 Points

Survive the pack of wild neighborhood dogs at the end of Area 1.

Monstrous Perfection 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 2.

Moar Candy! 10 Points

Steal a total of 20k candies.

Punk Buster 25 Points

Kill 50 bullies.

Wicked Efficiency 25 Points

Catch 40 candies in midair before you land back on the ground.

Ambush Mayhem 50 Points

Defeat the gang of punks at the end of Area 2.

Candy Apocalypse 50 Points

Steal a total of 1000 candies in Challenge Mode.

Gruesome Excellence 50 Points

Get a perfect grade on a level in Area 3.

Mother Dearest 50 Points

Take care of Mother...

Legendary Terror 100 Points

Beat the game and get a perfect grade on every level.

Future Knight Remake

Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/185 points)

Bomb 5 Points

Used a bomb

Enemy Down 5 Points

You killed an enemy

Confuser 5 Points

Used a confuser

Gameover 5 Points

You died 3 times

Health 5 Points

Used a health kit

You died 5 Points

You died

Big enemy down 10 Points

Killed a big enemy

Gold 10 Points

Found a gold coin

Level 2 10 Points

Entered level 2

Level 3 10 Points

Entered level 3

Level 4 10 Points

Entered level 4

Level 5 10 Points

Entered level 5

Level 6 10 Points

Entered level 6

Level 7 10 Points

Entered level 7

Escape! 25 Points

Found your spaceship and escaped the alien mothership.

Homage 25 Points

Found the retro level

Superbomb! 25 Points

Used a superbomb!

Collector 0 Points

Found all gold coins!

Hippolyta

Medals Earned: 16/20 (200/500 points)

Epic Fail 5 Points

Fail 20 times

Farm Massacre 5 Points

Kill 20 farmers

Medium Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 medium high obstacles

Medium Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 medium ground obstacles

Small Dodger 5 Points

Dodge 20 small high obstacles

Small Jumper 5 Points

Jump 20 small ground obstacles

Fight In The Shade 10 Points

Block 20 volleys of arrows

Large Dodger 10 Points

Dodge 20 large high obstacles

Large Jumper 10 Points

Jump 20 large ground obstacles

Mano-A-Mano 10 Points

Block 20 duelists

Think Fast! 10 Points

Dodge 10 rider attacks

Trample Mania 10 Points

Jump 20 hoplites

Was That a Fly? 10 Points

Dodge 20 volleys of arrows

Cover Up 25 Points

Unlock all armor

Eat My Dust 25 Points

Outrun 10 riders

Long Day 50 Points

Complete Story mode

Cat And Mouse 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit

Survivor 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes in Survival

Hell And Back 100 Points

Complete hardcore mode

The Spice Of Life 100 Points

Unlock all game modes

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 13/13 (550/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Hungry Gamers

Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)

Grab Bag 5 Points

Grab the bag!

Alliance 10 Points

Form an alliance.

Arrows Get 10 Points

Defeat Glimmer

Crowd Pleaser 25 Points

You call that a kiss?

To the Dogs 100 Points

Defeat Cato

Indie Jones

Medals Earned: 7/9 (65/80 points)

Ball Breaker 5 Points

Knock the boulder back 5 times in one game

Hidden Treasure Hunter 5 Points

Pickup treasure from behind an obstacle

69er 10 Points

Collect exactly 69 gems in one game

The Century Mark 10 Points

Collect 100 gems in one game

Treasure Hunter 25 Points

Collect 200 gems in one game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Tank Award 10 Points

Collect 10 tanks in one game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

Looming

Medals Earned: 12/12 (500/500 points)

Traveler 5 Points

Enter a portal.

Excavator 10 Points

Collect at least 6 artifacts.

Repeat Visitor 10 Points

Make at least 10 visits to Looming.

Archaeologist 25 Points

Collect at least 18 artifacts.

Binary Abacist 50 Points

Collect all of the tally beads.

Lithocryptologist 50 Points

Collect all of the diagram pieces.

Lorem Archivist 50 Points

Collect all of the Lorem tablets.

Priest of Science 50 Points

Collect all of the Path rings.

Seecha Expert 50 Points

Collect all of the Seecha rods.

Xenopaleontologist 50 Points

Collect all of the Oarbor bones.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Miami Shark

Medals Earned: 10/12 (400/500 points)

Apache 25 Points

Crush the Apache Helicopter

LearJet 25 Points

Crush the Lear Jet

Mini 25 Points

Crush the Mini-Helictopter

Sheriff 25 Points

Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter

B2 50 Points

Crush the B-2 Spirit

B52 50 Points

Crush the B-52 Fortress

B747 50 Points

Crush the Boeing 747

Beluga 50 Points

Crush the Airbus Beluga

Concorde 50 Points

Crush the Concorde

SpaceShuttle 50 Points

Crush the Space Shuttle

Ducks 50 Points

Kill 15 Ducks

Sailor 50 Points

Crush 95 Sailing Yachts