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Total Medals Earned: 440 (From 65 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,735 Points

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Staff Sumo Smackdown!

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/390 points)

A Grenade 5 Points

Beat the game with Wade

The Bomb 5 Points

Beat the game with Tom

PERFECT! 50 Points

Win a round without taking damage

Staff Sumo Smackdown SUPERSTAR 100 Points

Beat the game with EVERYBODY

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Stamper's Quest For Fags

Medals Earned: 7/7 (200/200 points)

Occasional Smoker 10 Points

Score 50 points in easy mode.

2 pack-a-day 25 Points

Score 50 points in medium mode.

Chain Smoker 50 Points

Score 50 points in advanced mode.

Full-Time Addict 100 Points

Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

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Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 5/11 (75/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

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GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Super Ryucopter

Medals Earned: 3/3 (160/160 points)

quit spamming ya buttmunch 10 Points

throw 100 hadoukens

I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A BEATING 50 Points

defeat all large enemies

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Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

The Best Game Ever Made

Medals Earned: 4/12 (75/295 points)

Good Decision 5 Points

Decide to play the game.

Table Groper 10 Points

Try to grab all the tables.

Dead 50 Points

Figure out the only way to die in the game.

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Disco Inferno 10 Points

Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.

Impatient 10 Points

Try to bribe Big Frank too early.

Carpet Thief 25 Points

Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.

Chatterbox 25 Points

Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.

Oblivious 25 Points

Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.

Workaholic 50 Points

Finish the game in under 2 minutes.

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The Duder Dilemma

Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)

Hick-tory 25 Points

Defeat the boss

Red-headed step-child 25 Points

Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack

Corn-fed-erate soldier 50 Points

Earn 2500 points or more

Yokel Anesthetic 100 Points

Beat the boss without upgrading anything

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 7/16 (170/495 points)

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Snow Runs Red

Medals Earned: 10/10 (460/460 points)

NO TREE FOR ME 10 Points

Survive an entire level with a dead tree

GET A LIFE 25 Points

Collect tree extra lives during a single game

KID KILLA 25 Points

Kill each type of kid at least 5 times

25 AND STILL ALIVE 50 Points

Survive to level 25

AMMO KABLAMO 50 Points

Max out Mrs. Claus' ammo capacity

BLOODY MESS 50 Points

Survive 15 levels without dying once

GIMME GIMME 50 Points

Max out the gift drop rate of your tree

HEALTHY HEART 50 Points

Max out Mrs. Claus' hit points capacity

TREE HUGGER 50 Points

Max out your tree defenses

WINTER WARRIOR 100 Points

Max out all four upgrade categories

The Underrated Art Collab

Medals Earned: 10/11 (95/120 points)

Riff Raff 5 Points

View the "Others" Catergory

Bored Fox 10 Points

View "Sunshinedafox and Boredouttamymind" collection

CaOmDaYn 10 Points

View "CaOmDaYn" Collection

Credits 10 Points

View the credits

Decky 10 Points

View "Decky" Collection

Demon Choco 10 Points

View "Choco-Block and DemonDaryn" Collection

Silent Trinity 10 Points

View "SilentTrinity" Collection

Uberlarry 10 Points

View "Uberlarry" Collection

Viscisvic 10 Points

View "Viscisvic" Collection

Whytrose14 10 Points

View "Whytrose14" Collection

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