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BizarroJoe's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 440 (From 65 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,735 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Medals Earned: 6/6 (225/225 points)

Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points

Rescue NeNe.

Polygonal Victory 25 Points

Beat the game!

Twice the Fun 25 Points

Rescue Darnell.

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points

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Meat is Murder 50 Points

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Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points

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Abobo's Big Adventure

Medals Earned: 49/100 (750/2,000 points)

Bad Call 5 Points

02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid

Ballooney 5 Points

05 - Pick up an extra balloon

Call A Plumber 5 Points

02 - Escape the Mario pipe

Child Chomper 5 Points

01 - Eat kid

Familiar Shape 5 Points

04 - Get the map

Fighting Chance 5 Points

03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you

Fish Food 5 Points

02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish

Idiot 5 Points

04 - Stab a Bob-Omb

Merbobos 5 Points

02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid

No Mercy 5 Points

03 - Execute the Fatality move

Run Abobo, Run! 5 Points

01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)

Where To? 5 Points

04 - Get the compass

Beardy Basher 10 Points

01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel

Bigger Boat 10 Points

02 - Defeat Jaws

Blocktorock 10 Points

04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield

Bloody Bobo 10 Points

00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen

Bonkers 10 Points

05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you

Death Blossom 10 Points

05 - Use Rage move on Level 5

Flurry Frag 10 Points

04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room

Ironic 10 Points

01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel

Patience 10 Points

00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu

Police Patrol 10 Points

03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by

Poor Aboboy 10 Points

00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped

Projectile Power 10 Points

04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it

Pushy 10 Points

04 - Push a not-so-secret block

Rocky Rage 10 Points

01 - Use Rage move on level 1

Slowpoke 10 Points

04 - Get turned into a snail

Spiffy Supporter 10 Points

00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support

Super Slash 10 Points

04 - Use Rage move on Level 4

Typhoon Time 10 Points

02 - Use Rage move on level 2

Walk On Water 10 Points

04 - Get the ladder

Waste Not 10 Points

01 - Throw kid body

Anger Issues 25 Points

04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies

Bloody Chum 25 Points

02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss

Die Dragon Die 25 Points

04 - Kill Aquamentus

Fooled You 25 Points

01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt

Forklift Foul 25 Points

01 - Defeat boss

Kong Punt 25 Points

01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.

Manhandled 25 Points

04 - Kill Manhandla

Mmm Beefy 25 Points

04 - Get the beef

No Fatty Pop 25 Points

04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug

Elderly Execution 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (without beef)

Meatspin 50 Points

04 - Beat Boss (with beef)

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Achievement Unlocked 2

Medals Earned: 1/250 (5/1,250 points)

a000 5 Points

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Alien Hominid Xtreme

Medals Earned: 2/20 (20/500 points)

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Alphaland

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

The Land Beneath 5 Points

Fall through the clouds.

The Living Stars 5 Points

Unlock the gate.

Becoming 10 Points

The end is upon you.

Debugging Complete 10 Points

Destroy all the bugs.

Apples in the Tree

Medals Earned: 10/10 (330/330 points)

Children of the Grave 5 Points

Reach the graveyard

Coward 5 Points

Just leave

Dreamer 10 Points

You dream your life away

Skull Beneath the Skin 10 Points

Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask

Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points

You are such a sweet sweet thing

When You're Evil 25 Points

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points

Slay 20 demon bastards

Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points

Just smash EVERY single pumpkin

Tornado of Souls 50 Points

Escape the Tornado of Souls

Fan Number 1 100 Points

Get an autograph from Ozzy

AVOIDAL

Medals Earned: 16/23 (280/500 points)

1 MILLION POINTS 5 Points

Score 1 million points!

10 STAR STREAK 5 Points

Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

TRAINING CIRCUITS 5 Points

Reach difficulty level 5!

25 STAR STREAK 10 Points

Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!

5 MILLION POINTS 10 Points

Score 5 million points!

AVERAGE JOBOT 10 Points

Reach difficulty level 10!

SERVO WORKOUT 10 Points

Reach difficulty level 15!

10 MILLION POINTS 25 Points

Score 10 million points!

20 MILLION POINTS 25 Points

Score 20 million points!

IRON MAIDEN 25 Points

Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!

MAGNETIC CHARM 25 Points

Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!

MECHANICAL ANIMAL 25 Points

Reach difficulty level 20!

SEEK AND DESTROY 25 Points

Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!

SPIKED 25 Points

Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!

SUPER SEEKER 25 Points

Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!

SUPER SPIKE 25 Points

Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

Medals Earned: 12/13 (445/450 points)

PHYSICAL THERAPY 5 Points

Finish the tutorial.

TEAR IN THE WORLD 5 Points

Enter a rift.

HAPPY FAMILY 10 Points

Finish the first level for each character.

FULL POCKETS 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.

JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points

Finish Mell's story.

RACE FOREVER 25 Points

Finish Fuzor's story.

SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points

Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.

THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points

Finish Naaij's story.

RACE TO THE END 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.

TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points

Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.

ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points

Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.

THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points

Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Ban That Fulp!

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Wade Mode 5 Points

Activated Wade mode

Over 500! 25 Points

Ban him at 500 + MPH

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Barbarium

Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/350 points)

Pest control 25 Points

Killed 15 birds