BizarroJoe's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[ALIEN Hominid - NG Art Contest]

HAHAHAHAAAAA...!

About time somebody did this one!
Oh man. *snrrfl*
Although at first I thought the gun was a mint popsicle...
... But, who cares? It HAD to BE DONE!!! HAhahahaa...!

Sabtastic responds:

Eeeeee
I'm glad ya like it.
Hope it gets this kind of reaction when the contest deadline rolls around! :D

[Newgrounds Staff ID Spoof]

Nothing much to be said...

...apart from the compliments other people have already posted.
But... What's that logo in the shirt...? AAAAARRRGHHH!
Take that shirt off, takitoffnoooowww!!!
...And after that, replace it with an NG Tank logo one, of course! (Take your mind out of the gutter, you lecthy users!)
...
Nah, it's all right. Peace.

Sabtastic responds:

hahaha - I was reluctant to stick the DeviantART logo on there for exactly that reason!

Guess it's sort of un-needed in a Newgrounds tribute pic though, so I could change it -- maybe. >:3

lol
Thanks for the review, Joe! :D

[Juegos con hilos]

Tender Coolness.

Optimum choice of colors and lovely character.
Seems like youngsters acting like children have become a recurrent trait of your work... I can't see what'll be next!
BTW, you've got the most of that lined paper. the blue lines smugded by the water blend with the picture perfectly... Maybe the color "blue" got stuck in your head when creating the picture(I suppose that's why the guy wears an eskimo-like coat).

Horray for you.

iter-intergalactic responds:

Thank you very much for your comment !
Cheers

[Lara Crust : Tomb Raiser]

Oldie Goldie.

Back in 1996, some spanish youngsters who have already bought or were about to buy a PSX made up another artificial, futile comparison to pass hours and hours droning an' blabbering: Resident Evil Vs. Tomb Raider.
I remember I said: "Resident Evil has all the atmosphere and look of the zombie movies I love, what has Tomb Raider to offer? A female archaelogist with insanely massive boobs?!? FEH!"
When I got my own PSX came packed with Tomb Raider. And I learnt not to open my fucking mouth again before playing myself a game. Live and learn.

P.S: Love the boots, yeah, I've said the BOOTS. They're übercool.

MindChamber responds:

lol!

[Rainbows on the Brain]

Anyway...

This should be the looks for the New Rainbow Brite 2009.
It's a pity that it seems too late for that.
But, anyway, I love this image. Congratulations!

Mrew responds:

Haha, thanks. XD

[Lobsarah]

Fetish Finders-Keepers.

I remembered this funny image from the Art Forum...
I found the topic very interesting and I found a pity nobody seemed to contribute. Maybe one day I'll bump it myself...
Another thing that I liked very much about this picture is the color blending. It shows appreciation for the subject you're painting. Without you saying it, people could say it's your girlfriend...

pitzwig responds:

Thanks Joe, happy to hear it from you, you're quite an inspiration to me!

The subconciounse (sp?) is a powerful thing :)

[Tinkerbell Dolly]

Precognitive Commission?!

How do you actually can draw something that I would TOTALLY, with time, have asked you to draw if I had the guts to ask for it, when I hasn't even thought of it?
You're not only artistically talented... You're specially "gifted" too, and should go to Xavier's school to develop that ability...
Thank you honestly for something I've never asked (yet).

kevinsano responds:

some Precognitive Payment would come in handy... XD
j/k j/k

[OPEN ETNA]

Excellence Medal at FanArts.

Your drawing style is great, and Etna's a fantastic subject for loliarts...
And on top of that, a lame joke about breasts (or lack of...)! A classic!
You mean there's a NSFW version...? Put that in your userpage AT ONCE, I say.
Excellent work. Hoping to see more from you.

[Elaborado y contrastante]

Every little thing you draw is magic (The Police)

A mi me están encantando tus ilustraciones.
Between the black drops, the curvy flames, the acid colors and the cute characters, this one remembers me of Junko Mizuno. If this is one of your influences, you have good taste, indeed.
Acabo de ver que eres una chica, asi que, dos besos.
¡Hasta otra!

iter-intergalactic responds:

Muchas gracias !
Aún no están excelentes mis ilustraciones
Soy autodidacta en esto del illustrator
I try to get better with practice

I'll check Junko Mizuno's work
Thank you very much
Cheers !

[Todo]

It's really nice!

You're bound for illustrating children's stories and textbooks, my good fellow.
This picture is full of elements that make my heart warm...
Love it. Sending you a handshake.

iter-intergalactic responds:

Thank you !
I really would like to become an illustrator
I have many things to learn