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Yessir!

I liked very much that machinegun-brassiere from the Rolling Stone photo session, though I also thought its weight would eventually ruin its appeal (guns pointing down=sad). "But they would look rad in an illustration, that'd made them more believable." I concluded...
... And well... Here they are!
Great work, man. I'd dare to say I'll always enjoy your illustrations.
Can't wait to see what will you bring us next!

Can't really think of anything better!

... For a birthday surprise. Well, maybe if they started to wrestle on the cake and start a leglock catfight, chunks of chocolate flying everywhere and some cloth-ripping dirty action...
I suppose it'll be a tad late for this, but...
¡Feliz cumple de mi parte al tal Fercho, oye!

Jcdr responds:

Maybe I'll do that for my own birthday, lol.

Y gracias por los buenos deseos para mi amigo!

It looks like...

... Ben still feels awkward because of that incident with Janine...
But I thought he enjoyed that, didn't he?

Good Lord...!

When I saw the thumbnail, I couldn't help thinking "No, it cannot be..." Not in a billion years time I thought I would see Space Rex once again in the Art Portal, and now, in glorious full digi-painting! It's really hard for me to express how good does it look barging into that middle-class family living-room...
You've made again another excellent job. And, as good ol' Shad would say...
..."I apprechiate it, mate!"

P.S.: ... Hmm, maybe we should aim for the next step and make a Triceratops and a Pteranodon now. Space Dinosaur Archaetypes full team!?

Something weird happens.

I mean, I like this type of character very much. And you made it well. She cute, adorable, the pose is nice, love that sleeve... The usual stuff.
But something weird happens when I can't get my eyes off from that fence.
I mean, that wood is gorgeous! Look at how each log has a distinctive color, the cuts of the axe at the tips...
I want to draw wood like that SOOOO baaaad...!

kevinsano responds:

To be fair, I had no idea what I was doing when drew that wood :P

Thanks for the review

I love when you bring us these.

Aah, you always come with characters that bring me fond memories back.
There's some stuff I don't like much of this drawing, like the fact he doesn't seem to be able to open his mouth 'cause he doesn't look to have a proper moving jaw piece, some details of the costume or the right foot... But the rest of the pose looks terrific, with the head among the shoulders and the menacing look... I also like the animated-style coloring, with metal shines and all.
I mean, that fucker Hank Henshaw... There's always BIG trouble each time he shows his metallic grin on any panel.

I don't need that dark bat wings...

... To tell you're mischievous, to say the least.
But how can I dare to rebuke anything to that spotty nose?
That cheeky redheads... I can't resist their charm no more.

Hey, don't get me wrong, but...

... Man, don't you look sexy.
Seriously... That portrait exudes a chick-magnet aura.
Anyway, I love the way you rendered yourself this time. Just great.

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