BizarroJoe's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cry CUM, a miracle]

That reminds me...

... Of something that happened to me in my teens. One day I will explain it in a comic strip...
Good choice of music, it suits the mood of the story perfectly. So kinky and twisted. And funny!
BTW, I can't help imagining Leo as the priest. I should take my pills now.

golfinho responds:

bizarro

[The Finale]

Do it, Sidorio. Rape that... that, uh...

... Yellow elephant?!? what the heck is that... OOOH, wait I got it now...
Anyways, I think there are few better ways of parting than having a yellow tapir impaled in your stiff genitalia...
Fare you well (And if you come back, I'll kill you.)
...
¬v¬
... Heheh...

Sidorio responds:

Oh you silly boy, it's our old friend Bitey of Blackenwood, come to rape the fatsack one last time.

[I'd rather not]

Let's dance!!!

No, without the music it wouldn't be the same.
I understand this movie as what it really is: An animation test. I won't bother much of pointing faults, 'cause I think you already see what's to be improved. Some motions work just fine, and the character manages to comunicate expressions nicely. Just keep on trying on these to see how your skills evolve.
Have you tried to resize the canvas (ctrl+J)? Is there not any hidden layer on your flash file?
Anyway, this movie is enjoyable. Please try another one!

[The Justin Bieber Show]

Great, now you ruined "Fairly Godparents" to me...

... Each time I see Timmy Turner, now I think he's Justin Bieber...
(Anyways, I got a lot a fun. >:3 )

[PeIXeaQuatico BDay cOlLaB]

Da super-GREAT B-dai!

Goddammit, How come I'm always late for these?!?
I'm going to enter in a fucking "social network" to stay aware of these...
Anyways, this one has been like, the GAWDAMMFUKK-PHUN of collabs, people really made some cool animations!
FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO, LEO!

[Meowth 3 - without sex]

YesYesYESSSSSS!!!

I've been wanting this movie for such a long, LONG time now... You haven't let me down with it; Oh, good sir.
Now I'll be craving for the 4th installment of my favourite pokemon's adventures.
MEOWTH LIVE FOREVER!

golfinho responds:

lol! thanks!

[Paul Shuts Cory up]

Cory sucks...

... But boy, he sucks REEEEALLY good...
I'm sure that, if I watch it time enough, Spaz's face will get creamed suddenly...
... He puts on such a horny face!

AxelTheNavy responds:

Creamed in the flash no, but in real life, why of course!
You see, whenever this flash is withstood throughout the entire duration of the song, I ejaculate approximately 2 gallons with a speed of 85mph and the chip from a smart bomb the was PROGRAMMED just to make contact with Cory's face.

[Gabi Is Meat]

Lovely loop!

Just curious... Has she her breastbone pierced?
And I just can't help to keep watching this...
... I'm still waiting for a rabbit or any stupid thing like that to flash us suddenly...

[A Kawaii Adventure]

Ridley2112...

...wrote this:
"I'm down with wierd, creepy, bizarre animations so long as they're funny or at least interestingly trippy. This is only creepy and bizarre though."
So that obliges me to give this a 10? Hell no. But I think it adds something to the obvious fact that I liked this loop really much...
... And that I WANT A SEQUEL.
(And the furries add more creepiness and horror. SHATTERED INNOCENCE!)

Sidorio responds:

I don't know that I can bear the horror of producing a sequel to this.

[[KK] BFK Under the Sea]

Key item missing...

BFK needs a SNORKEL!
Man, I know the cowboy hat is really multi-purpose... But THIS TIME you needed to put him a snorkel mask and tube, He NEEDS it.
SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF TOTALLY BROKEN.