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[The Finale]

Do it, Sidorio. Rape that... that, uh...

... Yellow elephant?!? what the heck is that... OOOH, wait I got it now...
Anyways, I think there are few better ways of parting than having a yellow tapir impaled in your stiff genitalia...
Fare you well (And if you come back, I'll kill you.)
...
¬v¬
... Heheh...

Sidorio responds:

Oh you silly boy, it's our old friend Bitey of Blackenwood, come to rape the fatsack one last time.

[The Justin Bieber Show]

Great, now you ruined "Fairly Godparents" to me...

... Each time I see Timmy Turner, now I think he's Justin Bieber...
(Anyways, I got a lot a fun. >:3 )

[PeIXeaQuatico BDay cOlLaB]

Da super-GREAT B-dai!

Goddammit, How come I'm always late for these?!?
I'm going to enter in a fucking "social network" to stay aware of these...
Anyways, this one has been like, the GAWDAMMFUKK-PHUN of collabs, people really made some cool animations!
FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO, LEO!

[Paul Shuts Cory up]

Cory sucks...

... But boy, he sucks REEEEALLY good...
I'm sure that, if I watch it time enough, Spaz's face will get creamed suddenly...
... He puts on such a horny face!

AxelTheNavy responds:

Creamed in the flash no, but in real life, why of course!
You see, whenever this flash is withstood throughout the entire duration of the song, I ejaculate approximately 2 gallons with a speed of 85mph and the chip from a smart bomb the was PROGRAMMED just to make contact with Cory's face.

[Gabi Is Meat]

Lovely loop!

Just curious... Has she her breastbone pierced?
And I just can't help to keep watching this...
... I'm still waiting for a rabbit or any stupid thing like that to flash us suddenly...

[A Kawaii Adventure]

Ridley2112...

...wrote this:
"I'm down with wierd, creepy, bizarre animations so long as they're funny or at least interestingly trippy. This is only creepy and bizarre though."
So that obliges me to give this a 10? Hell no. But I think it adds something to the obvious fact that I liked this loop really much...
... And that I WANT A SEQUEL.
(And the furries add more creepiness and horror. SHATTERED INNOCENCE!)

Sidorio responds:

I don't know that I can bear the horror of producing a sequel to this.

[[KK] BFK Under the Sea]

Key item missing...

BFK needs a SNORKEL!
Man, I know the cowboy hat is really multi-purpose... But THIS TIME you needed to put him a snorkel mask and tube, He NEEDS it.
SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF TOTALLY BROKEN.