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[Cutrefaccion 1x01 Español]

SPANISH SPEAKERS ONLY, please!!!

That's why I'm afraid this could be discontinuated... And that would be a REAL pity.
I really laughed my ass off with the dialogues. They are written in a casual, colloquial feel that is funny to listen at (But I suspect it was even more funny to rehearse 'em to the mic...) Don't really if there was a plot, though. Don't think your intention was to make one, anyway.
The visuals are lame, but the title already warned us of that. (EXPLANATION: "cutre" means "lame" in spanish.)
Overall, I hope this one passes judgement (*wink*IT DESERVES TO PASS*wink*) and we can enjoy another chapter.
'Till next time.

[Cuntilda Ep. 2]

HAha! More, more!

The drawings are really funny! Some of the motions are really good. And I like all that mindless swearing and sick ideas.
You HAVE to keep on with this.

unauthoredhoax responds:

Trust me, I will. I already have ideas for like, another three episodes, lol.

[Bawlz Collab 1]

Just great. A glitch.

Buttons are not working. So you can't play the movie.
It sucks when you upload a movie and this happens...

therealsora responds:

yeah that was when I was fixing the codes and upload it.
I've had to upload it so many times cuz I had to fix something on the collab.

[The Trio and a dancer]

Still...

I think you didn't understood when I tolp about the sync...
I meant that you should match the motions to the sound. The drummer in particular seems really ankward mechanically bashing his bongos... They have few frames so it's not as difficult as it seems.
...And... what's that story about you're seven? Now you're looking like a 7-year old to me.

[Estoy Verde]

Bueno, no estás tan verde...

Some motions were not very smooth, but it´s a funny stick movie anyway.
At least you have noticed that there´s been LOTS of stick figure movies and tried to spice yours a bit to keep people entertained.
Nice work. Try to work a bit on the animation for the next one.

[Titty titty gash gash]

The Truth Has Been Revealed At Last.

We´ll never be able to overcome our anal phase. Never ever.
This clip is so naïve that becomes something flamingly provocative.
The tune is fuckin´catchy and you can find yourself humming or singing it loudly without realising.
Sir, you´ve created a Monster. A Glorious One.

[Connors]

Nice for fans of the Arachnid.

But next time, make something a little bit longer.
By the way, nice cameos in the classroom.

[Indiada Jodes]

Even better than the previous one!

In every aspect! The drawings are really funny, and the narrator cracks me up with that high-low piched voice... My brother liked "Irod Bad" very much, but Indy is one of his all-time favourites... Oh, boy,I can´t wait for him to finish studiying to show this to him!
P.S: I love that musical endings. Is this going to be the usual in next installments?

[Alien 3k]

I choose LOVE.

Funny characters and cool use of color, it looks really stylish! Nice animation and really good choice of sounds and music. The ending is unexpectedly dramatical... You really caught us with the pants down.
Love it so much. Awaiting further movies from you.

P.S: Strange, people from Omicron Persei 8 don´t have any tentacles. Maybe you were thinking abount Kang and Kodos instead? ;D

TheJermz responds:

There was supposed to be no relation at all. Just wanted to use the name ;) But funny you say that, I was going to use Kang and Kodos as my aliens, but then I remembered I was on a tight time schedule :P