BizarroJoe's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Byrd in the hand]

Making John Willie proud.

The drawing itself is just correct. There's a couple of details that makes the work lose a bit of flair, like the lady head, it's either too broad or the eyes seem lost in the middle of it. And maybe the drawing is a bit small, cause the line is quite thick and the small details suffer because of it. The nipples look really bad because of this... And the bird almost can't be seen, too small ans lost among other white spaces that draw the attention out of it. Though looking a bit dirty, the shading is really good and makes an excellent work of conveying fabrics and textures, and the proportions of the body are fairly good-looking.
As I told before, as an illustration, it still lacks punch...
... But as a fashion sketch, it works all right.
What I really want to highlight about this picture is that the design of the suit is absolutely terrific. It's a gorgeous BDSM dress that I can't help to adore. The leather and rings makes it very fetishistic, while the feathers and the shoulder lace add a lot of beauty to the design. Expose the nipples and crotch to bring out the sexy nature of it, and complete it all with the birdcage helmet... Excellent presentation idea bringing a bird in the model's hands.
Man, be careful. Some designer could totally steal this. Stay aware.

Zalrohg responds:

thanks. this is more stylized then my still lives. but the concept was what i was aiming for and im glad i got it down. this isnt the final version. il touch it up, =)

[Spazkid VS The World]

So funny!

I liked how you turned the Fulp bros into the Fulp twins...
And something about Jeff: The times I've tried to make NG staff members caricatures I've always encountered a big issue with him: I think he may have had one of those japanese curses cast on him.
I mean, all the photoes I managed to get from him, he appears blurred, out of frame, or something/somebody gets in-between him and the lens. THAT CAN'T BE INTENTIONAL EVERY FUCKING TIME. So his true appearance remains as a mystery to me...
...Oh, that Paul!

Sheller responds:

Utah's damned good at hiding his face; I hear he always shows up to cons with a cap and his head down, never giving anyone time to take photos or strike up much conversation with him unless they're major NG players.

And thanks, man. Means a lot coming from someone who isn't a piece of shit like Cory.

[The Fire Baron!!]

Ooh, tough guy.

Hahah, you nailed it! I got my good laffs when I saw this guy in the game, with all his gay-leather looks. Still, Rob's role as Lionwhyte was even better (Actually, one of the best characters of that game). I loved how Mr Halford's voice was put to good use with that big bad haired guy.
You have pleased the Metal Gods, indeed. (Receive 20 Fire Tributes!)

TheShadling responds:

Someone know what the fuck hes talking about, Hell yes man!

[22]

Outing.

So... Like totally out of the closet now, aren't we feeling today?
... Anyways, Happy Sucho's Day!

sucho responds:

hahaha, ten-to-one people will still be confused. the two people that bother to read blurbs on user pages

..hmm yeh..i probably should have waited just to post this on my b-day, but who knows if my blue mulletish thing will have stuck around for that

[Modern Heroes: Toob of Noobs]

It's all about respect, man.

Maybe the one thing that wins me over of this pic is that "homeboys" look... I kinda feel like this pic is meant for some mates of yours, people you love and respect.
Plus everything is drawn in such a funny way... This picture comes in a good moment to remind people that you can make pictures with lots of charm. It seems somebody had forgotten.
Aaarrgh! I'm alone now and I feel the urge to clinch my arm with a bro!
ARM CLINCH ANYONE, DUDES?

TheShadling responds:

I really do love and respect them, but I dont actually know them, just listening to their podcast for 2 years now, and the cast means alot to me.

[Fercho's B-day gift]

Can't really think of anything better!

... For a birthday surprise. Well, maybe if they started to wrestle on the cake and start a leglock catfight, chunks of chocolate flying everywhere and some cloth-ripping dirty action...
I suppose it'll be a tad late for this, but...
¡Feliz cumple de mi parte al tal Fercho, oye!

Jcdr responds:

Maybe I'll do that for my own birthday, lol.

Y gracias por los buenos deseos para mi amigo!

[Heather]

Something weird happens.

I mean, I like this type of character very much. And you made it well. She cute, adorable, the pose is nice, love that sleeve... The usual stuff.
But something weird happens when I can't get my eyes off from that fence.
I mean, that wood is gorgeous! Look at how each log has a distinctive color, the cuts of the axe at the tips...
I want to draw wood like that SOOOO baaaad...!

kevinsano responds:

To be fair, I had no idea what I was doing when drew that wood :P

Thanks for the review

[Creepy Canai]

You gotta love that...

... Futuristic sado costume you made on her. I'd add some extra straps, buckles and leggings, maybe some chains would fit also.
And, honestly, man you're doing some fine first-class jail bait...
... Every proud pervert would want one of these!

Caine1989 responds:

Lol thank u for review!^^

[Shotgun girl]

... And you were watching Black Lagoon?

Couldn't help it...
The pose is nice, yet, I'd dare to point that footwear are not really fit to go tip-toeing... Good job on the gun-holding part.
Isn't the file a bit low on quality? Although the pic is nice, the fuzzyness makes it look much less attractive... Did anything happen with the program used?
Anyway, nice to see you here again. So long!

xcesarx responds:

Hombre! crei que habias desaparecido de Newgrounds!
jajaja, no, no estab viendo Black Lagoon, pero digamos que es como si hubieses seleccionado a Revy con el boton B. La verdad es que probé a duplicar la capa del dibujo y superponerla con una mezcla de luz fuerte, pero el efecto no quedo muy bien.
El problema es que cuando cierras el dibujo y por inercia dices que guarde los cambios te quedas con un psd acoplado y sin posibilidad de vuelta atrás.
De todas formas lo he colgado "por poner algo".

[Institute Kaorishe - Reloaded]

Y'know what do those pink jackets mean, don't you?

...That you've entered THE FRAT BOYS' turf!
This one does the job of building expectation just fine...
... I just love BANCHO BATTLES!!!

kreeslak responds:

Youre a fast turf arent you Bizarro ; )
And i even didn't use a Boob scoop on the thumbnail.
I'm impressed ^^

D and pleased