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[Spazkid VS The World]

So funny!

I liked how you turned the Fulp bros into the Fulp twins...
And something about Jeff: The times I've tried to make NG staff members caricatures I've always encountered a big issue with him: I think he may have had one of those japanese curses cast on him.
I mean, all the photoes I managed to get from him, he appears blurred, out of frame, or something/somebody gets in-between him and the lens. THAT CAN'T BE INTENTIONAL EVERY FUCKING TIME. So his true appearance remains as a mystery to me...
...Oh, that Paul!

Sheller responds:

Utah's damned good at hiding his face; I hear he always shows up to cons with a cap and his head down, never giving anyone time to take photos or strike up much conversation with him unless they're major NG players.

And thanks, man. Means a lot coming from someone who isn't a piece of shit like Cory.

[22]

Outing.

So... Like totally out of the closet now, aren't we feeling today?
... Anyways, Happy Sucho's Day!

sucho responds:

hahaha, ten-to-one people will still be confused. the two people that bother to read blurbs on user pages

..hmm yeh..i probably should have waited just to post this on my b-day, but who knows if my blue mulletish thing will have stuck around for that

[Fercho's B-day gift]

Can't really think of anything better!

... For a birthday surprise. Well, maybe if they started to wrestle on the cake and start a leglock catfight, chunks of chocolate flying everywhere and some cloth-ripping dirty action...
I suppose it'll be a tad late for this, but...
¡Feliz cumple de mi parte al tal Fercho, oye!

Jcdr responds:

Maybe I'll do that for my own birthday, lol.

Y gracias por los buenos deseos para mi amigo!

[Heather]

Something weird happens.

I mean, I like this type of character very much. And you made it well. She cute, adorable, the pose is nice, love that sleeve... The usual stuff.
But something weird happens when I can't get my eyes off from that fence.
I mean, that wood is gorgeous! Look at how each log has a distinctive color, the cuts of the axe at the tips...
I want to draw wood like that SOOOO baaaad...!

kevinsano responds:

To be fair, I had no idea what I was doing when drew that wood :P

Thanks for the review

[Institute Kaorishe - Reloaded]

Y'know what do those pink jackets mean, don't you?

...That you've entered THE FRAT BOYS' turf!
This one does the job of building expectation just fine...
... I just love BANCHO BATTLES!!!

kreeslak responds:

Youre a fast turf arent you Bizarro ; )
And i even didn't use a Boob scoop on the thumbnail.
I'm impressed ^^

D and pleased

[The 'Can You Guess' Meme]

If I am REALLY supposed to choose...

... Devil Dinosaur would be my best bet... Although I don't think I have to pick anyone in particular (Don't know about memes...)
... But that upper row... Thanos... Howard... Ultraman... ARISHEM...!
...My Gawd, what a winner hand... And it's not like I dislike Maggie Chascarrillo...
Just charming, just visit us more often, lady.

ultrafem responds:

If you know the bottom row, you've got 'em all. But you gotta SAY them! LOL

[I-Bot]

Is this what Dorothy felt...

... When she finally saw the Wizard?
All this time thinking it was going to be fearsome and imposing...
... And it turned out the guy was just shy.
Man, you really got me this time. I wouldn't have seen this coming.
I like this guy. I really hope he does show up a bit more.

MindChamber responds:

^__^

[Tink evolve]

Heheh, That's how I like 'er.

Nice ideas, that extra wings and the gloves... The neck strap is also really cool, I like that type of apparels.
I'll miss the skirt, though... You know, the skirt is funny because there's no way it can cover all that skin, especially with a tiny character which is always flying around...
Still, what I like most of this pic is the way you've drawn her. That tall, slim hourglass proportions along with the sweet coloring (that skin!) and the sleek lineart does much more to refresh the look of a well-known character than a change of clothes. Excellent work!

xIZRAx responds:

thanks for the comment

[June]

It's a pity.

that I wasn't aware of that rumour. I'd love her even more, and you know, everybody knows that girl-gamers are just legendary creatures like the heterosexual elves.
But now I demand June cosplaying Final Fight's Poison.

P.S: Love your current show.

HotDiggedyDemon responds:

thanks!