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[Alien Chicks]

Eve of the Luv.

In the afternoon of April 13th, numerous bystanders could witness the most shocking event of the season: Without previous warning, a white light render people sightless during some seconds, and then things return to normal after that. No physician or astronomist can explain the phenomenon at this moment.
Even more bizarre is that many of the witnesses claim to have seen something before this "whiteout" dimmed, though, their statements are vague and imprecise, just short detail descriptive words like: "green skin", "antennae" or "freckles".
According to their descriptions, our studio artist, Mandie LeScum, has drawn her interpretation of the subject seen. The witness have acknowleged the picture as the subject seen in the "whiteout".

Chorus:
The chances of anything coming from Mars
are a million to one, he said (ahh, ahh)
The chances of anything coooming from Mars
are a million-to-oooone, but stiiill, theeey cooomme...

PixelCake responds:

LOL You're going overboard <3
Thank you XD

[Speed Test - Victorian MILF]

OK, I'm quitting.

Can't compete with this.

Tootmania responds:

NO! Never give up! Never give in!

[wiggle your jiggle girl]

Relax, mah lady!

She just has to loose herself and it'll start jigglin' like jelly!
Cute and really funny. Well done!

TheTrueBigBoss responds:

hhaha thanx! im trying to getter =]

[Interrogation Tiem]

The critter makes the questions...

The damned thingy looks at with its spider-eyes! What do you want from me!?!?
...
The baldy gets the answers.

Tootmania responds:

Indeed! They're like a Dynamic Duo of awesomeness, or something...

[BATTLE NUN]

HEAVENZ YEAH!

When I browsed your artlog this is one of the designs I liked most and I'll endorse totally further appearances of this character.
But once again, those watermaarkzzz... A logo in the image and the web adress in a middle-sized pic would be more than enough...
I find that huge watermarks a bit disrespectful, but maybe there's only me.
Anyway, this one really kicks the naughty kids' arses... Good job!

Snakejohnson responds:

You can go to my blog to download, for free, the un watermarked version. The image is a bigger size too at better quality

flashdivas.chriscrazyhouse.com

[HEAVENLY PRINCESS]

HELLZ YEAH.

Hahaha, What the heck are they pouring in the water at Nintendo, all their characters seem to be quite horny these days...
I don't want to think what Mario and Luigi can be doing at this moment.
Anyway, I like the way you draw these, but I resent the watermark this time...
Anyway, keep on truckin', pal!

Snakejohnson responds:

You can download the pic at a bigger size and watermark free at my blog at

flashdivas.chriscrazyhouse.com

[Demonic P-Bot]

Oh my God...

It seems like that P-bot is ACTUALLY there...
Ohmigosh, I just... Damn...
Oh God.

MindChamber responds:

Thanks