BizarroJoe's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Prismacolor OC Portraits]

Can't stop loving you (or your works).

The two things that really hit my heart this time:
1) The fact you did these with markers WHILE in job.
2) That these are characters you spawned during your teen zenith... It seems to happen to many of us... That those little chars we made up when we fought with zits and hormones resist to fade out and keep knocking at our memory door claiming to be used once again... (Stop hammering the door, Fallout Fighter! And you, Li'l Satyr, put some clothes on, you teaser!)
Aaahh... I'm all sentimental again...

Sabtastic responds:

B'aww! Thanks!! :D
Your reviews are always such ego boosters! lol

You're too kind. :)

[I lov robots]

Maggie Wakeman?!?

What if XJ-9 entered in a teleport pod but a cute pink fly called Maggie Pesky buzzed into it at the same time?
... Well, the resulting entity would probably be like this.
I suppose it wasn't on purpose, but it's like you fused together two of the most adorable non-human females in nowaday's cartoons... How can you not love her?

GalenTV responds:

haha u r so right xD

[Sooz]

But this is really good, nevertheless.

Hahah, the guy under me is referring to the bat wing! I remember it from the captions from your avatar... (...and maybe that's why I'm able to recognize it...)
The dress is really pretty. I'm also digging the colors of the display. So nice.
One day, TheJermz told me my style remembered him of Shane G. And I must admit he was one of my latest influences and I found in his style some pointers that helped me when I was trying to develop my vector style (who is STILL in development. ¬v¬).
Curiously enough, I was browsing Shane Glines' Gallery just yesterday. And I thought about how DAMN hard was escaping to just imitate his style... But I can't do that now...
So, don't worry too much. This one is really cute, so don't fret too much about it.
Just move on to the next.

PixelCake responds:

Oh the bat wing makes more sense then XD

Thank you so much! :D

(I love your vector style) <3<3

[Redheads]

Totally agree. Hot as all Red-blazed Hell.

I love commercial art... I'm always looking for beautiful label drawings in seek of inspiration (or maybe just personal pleasure...).
Great choice limiting the palette to the same three plain-basic colors shown in the box art. Your art style is fresh and simple, with a bit of sexy charm much needed and appropiate to the topic. Still, some details would have rounded the illustration, like a better drawn hand, or a pair of shoes (but maybe you didn't wanted to put red over red... At least you'd have tried to draw some simple fingers, or just the toes.). I also think the display design could be improved, If going for a banner-type, I'd made the layout wider and try to show all the shadow; This pic would also work on a A4, putting the first line of text in the empty space at the left of the babe and the second one under the matchbox. Just my two cents, really.
Because I like this piece very much, anyway. And I'd love to get a box of those, too... (How could I get one from Auatralia?...)

coughing-dog responds:

thanks for the review! i gotta agree with the hand and the feet, feet in particualr i hate drawing, but hey practise makes perfect or whatever. thanks for the display tips too, definitly worth a try.

as for where to get one, ebay? mite have to pick one up on ur next holiday :P

[tink]

I had a similar idea...

... a few days ago. "What if a magic spell struck on Tink and her breasts grew so large that popped out of her dress? Ahd then she has trouble flying because they weigh too much! How funny!" I don't know why I love that character so much but I only think of doing her nasty things like that...
I wanted you to draw Tink your way, so I'm really happy with the result. Making her sitting on a flower bud has been a good idea, 'cause it stress the small size of the character, which is one of her most charming features. The overall display of the elements, even your big signature, enforce that idea. Great design!
I also loved that texture. It really fits the topic.
I'll be expecting to repeat this experience with you someday. Great job!

PixelCake responds:

Thank you so much :) I am incredibly happy that you love this half of the art trade because your half just kicks so much ass XD

[ABUSIVE HUSBAND SQUAD]

W-P-S...

Wifebeaters Punishing Squadron.

Wishing Patiently Strips.

Love,
B.J.

W-P-S responds:

don't forget World Parking Solutions

[Miracle Treat Day]

Hmmm, 20?

You look so cute in that corporate tee.
Ahh... I sorta miss the drudgery jobs...
...Or not really. But I need some cash now. Oh well.

Sabtastic responds:

You would be right with that count. ;)

And yeah.. Fast food blows - especially when you've got like 5/6 years on the rest of your co-workers. lol

It's putting me through college though - haha. Oh well.

[Bell vs Bell]

You've come a long way, Kev...

The difference between the two images is that the one between a dedicated, but generic fanboy and Kevin Sano.
The left pic is still struggling with some frequent troubles like some issues regarding the limbs (arms, specifically her right one look flat and maybe the fact that we can't see anything from her right foot and Gir is in front the other one look like you were trying to hide them.) or using shortcuts to finish off the "boring parts" (It seems that you used some kind of textured fill to make the leaves and the grass...)
Plus, experience have made you learn a lot about colouring. Goodbye saturating green!
Some of the details I find objectionable in the right picture come from mimicking the left one (like the strage roots of the tree or the fact she seems to lean on... her hair, not on the tree! It'd looked better if some hair flowed in front of her right arm...)
Damn, what I'm trying to say is that you've improved CARTLOADS in these four years! I mean, look how beautiful are Bell's eyes in the right picture!

P.S: Is still PPG-D running? I lost contact after the long hiatus...

Best regards,
BizJoe.

kevinsano responds:

Thanks for the insightful comment

PPGD started again, but then it stopped again... We'll see what happens...

[Marge - Back N the Day]

So, let me guess...

You typed 4 tag words and none of them worked, right?
Well, WELCOME TO THE CLUB, my friend.
(I thought I was the only one, phew.)

Your fanarts are great, by the way. Hope to see more.

The-Real-Joe-Cool responds:

Haha, yea I thought that was weird, hope it's fixed soon. >_< Thanks for the review!

[Possession]

Is it hair of feather?

The hand with gun... seems like its forearm is short.
What's that in his back? Is he turning into the Mighty Cock-Man(tm)?
Anyway, that bird legs are quite repulsive and bizarre... and the little assistant is really cute. Nice concept.

- Ughtdrsed!

d-z responds:

That's a lot of pubes on his head and on his vest, work of the devil.