BizarroJoe's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[BATTLE NUN]

HEAVENZ YEAH!

When I browsed your artlog this is one of the designs I liked most and I'll endorse totally further appearances of this character.
But once again, those watermaarkzzz... A logo in the image and the web adress in a middle-sized pic would be more than enough...
I find that huge watermarks a bit disrespectful, but maybe there's only me.
Anyway, this one really kicks the naughty kids' arses... Good job!

Snakejohnson responds:

You can go to my blog to download, for free, the un watermarked version. The image is a bigger size too at better quality

flashdivas.chriscrazyhouse.com

[HEAVENLY PRINCESS]

HELLZ YEAH.

Hahaha, What the heck are they pouring in the water at Nintendo, all their characters seem to be quite horny these days...
I don't want to think what Mario and Luigi can be doing at this moment.
Anyway, I like the way you draw these, but I resent the watermark this time...
Anyway, keep on truckin', pal!

Snakejohnson responds:

You can download the pic at a bigger size and watermark free at my blog at

flashdivas.chriscrazyhouse.com

[Cama]

Cometa Guavaberry+Bed=Success

Why it seems your best works have always to do with such piece of furniture?
I just can't resist the tenderness of that scene...
I also like that warm colors. It must have been hell to use watercolor on blue-grid paper, though... And the blue grid doesn't really mix well with all that orange, which it's a real pity...
Still I think it manages to communicate a lot of emotion.
Great work!

iter-intergalactic responds:

OHHH its true !!
I have been looking for a notebook like that without the lines or grid
and i havent found it, but i'll keep looking.

And i always forget to draw in white paper,
many people have told me about the notebook lines in my drawings
i really dont expected to show this drawing
because i dont consider it very well done.
but still i like it very much . .
I think i'll re-do it and make it so much better !

[Demonic P-Bot]

Oh my God...

It seems like that P-bot is ACTUALLY there...
Ohmigosh, I just... Damn...
Oh God.

MindChamber responds:

Thanks

[Kensaku and Ikari]

I'll take good notes on this...

I knew that Ikari had the hots for a powerful, strong ikemen in her youth days...
That's the piece of interesting character background that every reader would want to know about...!
I also like the effiecient composition with the menacing kappa at the bottom. That never gets old!
'Till next time!

xcesarx responds:

A ver si tú tambien haces un par de bocetillos, esta semana te pasaré algunos rediseños de personajes que no estaban muy definidos aún. ;)

[Tentacles]

"VIOLA"!?

That means "rape" in spanish, you know... Are you sure is that what you meant?
The drawing is nice, though a bit crude, nothing you can't overcome with time.
Maybe you should check "Adult themes: Mild [x]"...?
Anyway, bring on the fun. So long.

Walkingpalmtree responds:

o_o I never knew that. Thanks for telling me I'll make sure to change that.
I probably will. Tentacles probably aren't so child friendly.

[BizarroGirl]

HELLZ YEAH!!!

I'd lie if I wouldn't admit I was dying to see if Mel was really going to do this. I like to see fresh approaches to my style and see what they add to the pic. And it had to happen precisely a day I couldn't browse the net. That's so typically me. <: )
You gotta love those colors. Brown skin+Yellow clothes = A win. It was a bit unexpected from me to find a hot mama here... Your very own pocket-sized Cleopatra Jones. Don't tell me it doesn't sound good.
She has some merit, You know. The original drawing was made on very low-quality recycled paper so the ink tend to bloat badly. That means extra work to make it look good, especially when blown out to a bigger size.
And that background puts the icing on the cake. Exploding pixels in-your-face.

Great work, girl. You really turned a caterpillar into a butterfly.
A kick-AAEESS butterfly.

Thank you.

purefey responds:

Daww! No, thank you! I love to try new styles, and yours was just hard NOT to! I love the bg too, since everyone's been submitting pixelized games recently I decided to throw that into the mix. :)

[Free Dad Avatar / Icon]

I love your pixel art!

I'm still envious of your "Little fighter Sab" persona...
... I found really strage your issue with the gif animation... They always move on full view and they also animate in preview if they don't exceed the preview size...
It's intriguing, indeed...

Sabtastic responds:

Haha.. Aw, thanks Joe!

Yeah, for some reason I can't upload animated stuff what-so-ever.. :c
Maybe it's because I still have IE as a browser..? ..I don't know. The uploader always tells me that it "lost" my file, and doesn't seem to like transparency either. (?)

[Tune for a Buck?]

Who says nobody likes them?

Hobo girls are teh best...at least when you draw them.
I should have reviewed since I browsed the first one, but the computer I'm writing right now is making that task slow and painful.
I'm enjoying this series very much, and I love the written page background design.
So, keep on them until you reach to your content, please.

UNDERNATION responds:

thanks buddy, I will.

[Lab Aide]

I voted 5 and I have lowered your score...

I'm really sorry, now it's only 7'50/5... So guilty! : (

I love that blue background, and you get extra BizarroPoints for the clever, fetishistic use of a white lab coat. Brilliant!

PixelCake responds:

Woo! Bizarro points! :D Ty!