BizarroJoe's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tentacles]

"VIOLA"!?

That means "rape" in spanish, you know... Are you sure is that what you meant?
The drawing is nice, though a bit crude, nothing you can't overcome with time.
Maybe you should check "Adult themes: Mild [x]"...?
Anyway, bring on the fun. So long.

Walkingpalmtree responds:

o_o I never knew that. Thanks for telling me I'll make sure to change that.
I probably will. Tentacles probably aren't so child friendly.

[BizarroGirl]

HELLZ YEAH!!!

I'd lie if I wouldn't admit I was dying to see if Mel was really going to do this. I like to see fresh approaches to my style and see what they add to the pic. And it had to happen precisely a day I couldn't browse the net. That's so typically me. <: )
You gotta love those colors. Brown skin+Yellow clothes = A win. It was a bit unexpected from me to find a hot mama here... Your very own pocket-sized Cleopatra Jones. Don't tell me it doesn't sound good.
She has some merit, You know. The original drawing was made on very low-quality recycled paper so the ink tend to bloat badly. That means extra work to make it look good, especially when blown out to a bigger size.
And that background puts the icing on the cake. Exploding pixels in-your-face.

Great work, girl. You really turned a caterpillar into a butterfly.
A kick-AAEESS butterfly.

Thank you.

purefey responds:

Daww! No, thank you! I love to try new styles, and yours was just hard NOT to! I love the bg too, since everyone's been submitting pixelized games recently I decided to throw that into the mix. :)

[Free Dad Avatar / Icon]

I love your pixel art!

I'm still envious of your "Little fighter Sab" persona...
... I found really strage your issue with the gif animation... They always move on full view and they also animate in preview if they don't exceed the preview size...
It's intriguing, indeed...

Sabtastic responds:

Haha.. Aw, thanks Joe!

Yeah, for some reason I can't upload animated stuff what-so-ever.. :c
Maybe it's because I still have IE as a browser..? ..I don't know. The uploader always tells me that it "lost" my file, and doesn't seem to like transparency either. (?)

[Tune for a Buck?]

Who says nobody likes them?

Hobo girls are teh best...at least when you draw them.
I should have reviewed since I browsed the first one, but the computer I'm writing right now is making that task slow and painful.
I'm enjoying this series very much, and I love the written page background design.
So, keep on them until you reach to your content, please.

UNDERNATION responds:

thanks buddy, I will.

[Shantae DSi]

ME!!!

Apart from the really good news, I was attracted by the use of color for rendering the shapes since the very thumbnail... You know your tools, don't you.

Maybe it's time for some Shantae fanart, good ol' Bozon needs some support.

DeliciousOrange responds:

Definitely, spread the love! If you do a piece, be sure to send it over his way ([e-mail] is the submission email for the fanart newsletter) and tell him I sent ya!

[Bear and some girl 2]

We DON'T want to be the last time.

I loved these from the times when you posted them in the Art Forum.
And I will endorse further appearences of these characters.
So, keep on drawin' em!!!

(Convinient link that shows my appreciation for them.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/758081/27
...
Dammit, I forgot to draw the bear. I owe you that.)

lookandsee responds:

Oh man, it made me so happy to see my characters in your wonderful style ! You're the best !!! :'D

I owe you something too now ! :)

[Golden COW]

This is GOLD.

The golden calf turned into a holy COW.
This piece is great. It's really worth worshipping...

I'd always found hard to participate in the COW's due to the narrow deadlines... Obviously I'm not objecting the rules. It's only I can't work'em out faster now...
Maybe in a near future...

TurkeyOnAStick responds:

I thought COW wasn't your cup of tea, Joe :(
There's no complaints if you don't do it your normal way, and whip something up in your sketchbook.

[Sleepless Sanctuary]

How I'm not gonna like this?

Naked cutie? check.
Curling pose? check.
Pink Hair? check.
Hearts? check.

Need more poof? If you'd see my sketchbooks, you'd see LOTS of drawings really similar to the one you've posted.

Hence I give you my Bizarro Seal of Approval for Curling Nudes. You've earned it.
With honors.

Serenity-Starlight responds:

I'm so honored right now you would not believe it Bizarro XD